How to pronounce "outsider"

Translator: Joseph Geni Reviewer: Morton Bast

Growing up in Taiwan

as the daughter of a calligrapher,

one of my most treasured memories

was my mother showing me the beauty, the shape

and the form of Chinese characters.

Ever since then, I was fascinated

by this incredible language.

But to an outsider, it seems to be

as impenetrable as the Great Wall of China.

Over the past few years, I've been wondering

if I can break down this wall,

so anyone who wants to understand and appreciate

the beauty of this sophisticated language could do so.

I started thinking about how a new, fast method

of learning Chinese might be useful.

Since the age of five, I started to learn how to draw

every single stroke for each character

in the correct sequence.

I learned new characters every day

during the course of the next 15 years.

Since we only have five minutes,

it's better that we have a fast and simpler way.

A Chinese scholar would understand 20,000 characters.

You only need 1,000 to understand the basic literacy.

The top 200 will allow you to comprehend

40 percent of basic literature --

enough to read road signs, restaurant menus,

to understand the basic idea of the web pages

or the newspapers.

Today I'm going to start with eight

to show you how the method works.

You are ready?

Open your mouth as wide as possible

until it's square.

You get a mouth.

This is a person going for a walk.

Person.

If the shape of the fire is a person

with two arms on both sides,

as if she was yelling frantically,

"Help! I'm on fire!" --

This symbol actually is originally from the shape of the flame,

but I like to think that way. Whichever works for you.

This is a tree.

Tree.

This is a mountain.

The sun.

The moon.

The symbol of the door

looks like a pair of saloon doors in the wild west.

I call these eight characters radicals.

They are the building blocks

for you to create lots more characters.

A person.

If someone walks behind, that is "to follow."

As the old saying goes,

two is company, three is a crowd.

If a person stretched their arms wide,

this person is saying, "It was this big."

The person inside the mouth, the person is trapped.

He's a prisoner, just like Jonah inside the whale.

One tree is a tree. Two trees together, we have the woods.

Three trees together, we create the forest.

Put a plank underneath the tree, we have the foundation.

Put a mouth on the top of the tree, that's "idiot." (Laughter)

Easy to remember,

since a talking tree is pretty idiotic.

Remember fire?

Two fires together, I get really hot.

Three fires together, that's a lot of flames.

Set the fire underneath the two trees, it's burning.

For us, the sun is the source of prosperity.

Two suns together, prosperous.

Three together, that's sparkles.

Put the sun and the moon shining together,

it's brightness.

It also means tomorrow, after a day and a night.

The sun is coming up above the horizon. Sunrise.

A door. Put a plank inside the door,

it's a door bolt.

Put a mouth inside the door, asking questions.

Knock knock. Is anyone home?

This person is sneaking out of a door,

escaping, evading.

On the left, we have a woman.

Two women together, they have an argument.

(Laughter)

Three women together, be careful, it's adultery.

So we have gone through almost 30 characters.

By using this method, the first eight radicals

will allow you to build 32.

The next group of eight characters

will build an extra 32.

So with very little effort,

you will be able to learn a couple hundred characters,

which is the same as a Chinese eight-year-old.

So after we know the characters, we start building phrases.

For example, the mountain and the fire together,

we have fire mountain. It's a volcano.

We know Japan is the land of the rising sun.

This is a sun placed with the origin,

because Japan lies to the east of China.

So a sun, origin together, we build Japan.

A person behind Japan, what do we get?

A Japanese person.

The character on the left is two mountains

stacked on top of each other.

In ancient China, that means in exile,

because Chinese emperors, they put their political enemies

in exile beyond mountains.

Nowadays, exile has turned into getting out.

A mouth which tells you where to get out

is an exit.

This is a slide to remind me that I should stop talking

and get off of the stage. Thank you.

(Applause)