(Laughter)
But in America, they've coined this term,
"the human iPod" for Derek,
which I think is just missing the point, really,
because Derek, you're so much more than an iPod.
You're a fantastic, creative musician,
and I think that was nowhere clearer to see, really,
than when we went to Slovenia,
and someone -- in a longer concert we tend to get people joining in,
and this person, very, very nervously came onto the stage.
DP: He played "Chopsticks."
AO: And played "Chopsticks."
DP: "Chopsticks."
AO: A bit like this.
DP: Like this. Yes.
(Piano notes)
AO: I should really get Derek's manager to come and play it.
He's sitting there.
DP: Somebody played "Chopsticks" like this.
AO: Just teasing, right? Here we go.
(Music: "Chopsticks")
DP: Let Derek play it.
AO: What did you do with it, Derek?
DP: I got to improvise with it, Adam.