I’m 55,
and I’m here in this curvy body
as someone who has done the work,
lived the life
walked the walk
in these very high heels --
(Laughter)
and therefore is qualified
to testify in the church
and in the court of law
that it does, in fact, get greater later.
(Applause and cheers)
Now coming to this
realization wasn’t easy.
At the age of 38, I was a very successful
fashion advertising executive,
and I was really living
what most people considered a dream life.
I was jet-setting to fashion shows;
I was receiving free designer clothes;
I was double-kissing
my way across the globe.
(Laughter)
I was.
And, you know, it was everything
that I ever wanted it to be,
and then one day I realized
I was only pretending to be happy.
But I couldn’t blow up my good life
in my prime earning years, right?
Wrong.