我一直没碰到合适我的女人
wǒ yī zhí méi pèng dào hé shì wǒ de nǚ rén
你是不是应该找一个适合你的
nǐ shì bú shì yīng gāi zhǎo yí gè shì hé nǐ de
我爸这个人很简单
wǒ bà zhè gè rén hěn jiǎn dān
就是中午晚上前后
jiù shì zhōng wǔ wǎn shàng qián hòu
给他冲洗一下食管
gěi tā chōng xǐ yī xià shí guǎn
两个小时开一下尿袋
liǎng gè xiǎo shí kāi yī xià niào dài
-十五分钟呢 -等等
shí wǔ fēn zhōng ne děng děng
你爸今年多大呀
nǐ bà jīn nián duō dà ya
其实年纪也不是特别大
qí shí nián jì yě bú shì tè bié dà
今天怎么来的都是这些人
jīn tiān zěn me lái de doū shì zhèi xiē rén
我对女人没什么要求
wǒ duì nǚ rén méi shén me yāo qiú
持家一点就可以
chí jiā yī diǎn jiù kě yǐ
I don't ask much of my other half.
I just want my wife to be virtuous.
But
I've never met the right woman for me.
I think
you should find a man
who's right for you.
How old are you?
Seventeen.
Not bad.
My dad's a simple guy,
you just flush his esophagus
at noon and night
and empty the urine bag
every two hours.
-Every fifteen minutes.
-Wait.
How old is your father?
Eighty-three.
It's not too old.
None of these people here today
are credible.
Hello.
Get up. Hello.
I don't ask much of my other half.
I just want my wife to be virtuous.
But I've never met the right woman
for me.
Enough.
The "secret fruit"
is a bit of a mystery
I don't ask much of my other half.
I just want my wife to be virtuous.
可是
kě shì
But
我一直没碰到合适我的女人
wǒ yī zhí méi pèng dào hé shì wǒ de nǚ rén
I've never met the right woman for me.
我觉得
wǒ jué de
I think
你是不是应该找一个适合你的
nǐ shì bú shì yīng gāi zhǎo yí gè shì hé nǐ de
you should find a man
男人
nán rén
who's right for you.
你多大了
nǐ duō dà le
How old are you?
十七
shí qī
Seventeen.
你还不错嘛
nǐ hái bù cuò ma
Not bad.
我爸这个人很简单
wǒ bà zhè gè rén hěn jiǎn dān
My dad's a simple guy,
就是中午晚上前后
jiù shì zhōng wǔ wǎn shàng qián hòu
you just flush his esophagus
给他冲洗一下食管
gěi tā chōng xǐ yī xià shí guǎn
at noon and night
两个小时开一下尿袋
liǎng gè xiǎo shí kāi yī xià niào dài
and empty the urine bag
every two hours.
-十五分钟呢 -等等
shí wǔ fēn zhōng ne děng děng
-Every fifteen minutes.
-Wait.
你爸今年多大呀
nǐ bà jīn nián duō dà ya
How old is your father?
八十三
bā shí sān
Eighty-three.
其实年纪也不是特别大
qí shí nián jì yě bú shì tè bié dà
It's not too old.
今天怎么来的都是这些人
jīn tiān zěn me lái de doū shì zhèi xiē rén
None of these people here today
are credible.
你好
nǐ hǎo
Hello.
起来 你好
qǐ lái nǐ hǎo
Get up. Hello.
我对女人没什么要求
wǒ duì nǚ rén méi shén me yāo qiú
I don't ask much of my other half.
持家一点就可以
chí jiā yī diǎn jiù kě yǐ
I just want my wife to be virtuous.
But I've never met the right woman
for me.
Enough.
The "secret fruit"
is a bit of a mystery