每个月两千块钱工资
měi gè yuè liǎng qiān kuài qián gōng zī
我扣除一部分替你还给学校
wǒ kòu chú yī bù fen tì nǐ huán gěi xué xiào
剩下的你自己留着
shèng xià de nǐ zì jǐ liú zhe
你的工作是什么
nǐ de gōng zuò shì shén me
把我这些狗的
bǎ wǒ zhèi xiē goǔ de
宣传什么的弄好之外
xuān chuán shén me de nòng hǎo zhī wài
你还得给它拍照片
nǐ hái de gěi tā pāi zhào piàn
每次拍照片之前
měi cì pāi zhào piàn zhī qián
你要把它洗得干干净净的
nǐ yào bǎ tā xǐ de gàn gān jìng jìng de
那毛要锃光瓦亮
nà máo yào zèng guāng wǎ liàng
就 就跟你头发差不多
jiù jiù gēn nǐ tóu fà chà bù duō
就 就一根杂毛都不能有
jiù jiù yī gēn zá máo doū bù néng yǒu
就是这个程度 你懂啊
jiù shì zhè gè chéng dù nǐ dǒng a
如果你没什么问题
rú guǒ nǐ méi shén me wèn tí
明天上班 我欢迎
míng tiān shàng bān wǒ huān yíng
这活我干不了
zhè huó wǒ gàn bù liǎo
你还是另请高明吧
nǐ hái shì lìng qǐng gāo míng ba
我现在就去人才市场
wǒ xiàn zài jiù qù rén cái shì chǎng
Let's not waste time on useless talk.
Your current problem
is because of what happened with Fei,
you owe the university a lot of money,
right?
From your 2,000 yuan salary each month,
I'll deduct part to repay the university.
You can keep the rest.
What will your job be?
Besides
handling the promotion
of my dogs and such,
you'll also need to take their photos.
Before taking photos
you need to wash it thoroughly.
The fur must be shiny
and have texture.
Just like your hair—
not a single stray hair out of place.
That's the standard. Got it?
If that's clear to you,
start work tomorrow.
Mr. Yan.
I can't do this job.
You'd better find someone else.
I'm going to the job market right now.
I refuse to believe
that I can't find a writing job.
If you can find a job
that pays 2,000 yuan a month
at the job market,
then I, Yan Jun, am that dog!
Fine.
Let's not waste time on useless talk.
Your current problem
is because of what happened with Fei,
you owe the university a lot of money,
right?
每个月两千块钱工资
měi gè yuè liǎng qiān kuài qián gōng zī
From your 2,000 yuan salary each month,
I'll deduct part to repay the university.
我扣除一部分替你还给学校
wǒ kòu chú yī bù fen tì nǐ huán gěi xué xiào
剩下的你自己留着
shèng xià de nǐ zì jǐ liú zhe
You can keep the rest.
你的工作是什么
nǐ de gōng zuò shì shén me
What will your job be?
Besides
除了
chú le
handling the promotion
把我这些狗的
bǎ wǒ zhèi xiē goǔ de
of my dogs and such,
宣传什么的弄好之外
xuān chuán shén me de nòng hǎo zhī wài
you'll also need to take their photos.
你还得给它拍照片
nǐ hái de gěi tā pāi zhào piàn
每次拍照片之前
měi cì pāi zhào piàn zhī qián
Before taking photos
you need to wash it thoroughly.
你要把它洗得干干净净的
nǐ yào bǎ tā xǐ de gàn gān jìng jìng de
The fur must be shiny
那毛要锃光瓦亮
nà máo yào zèng guāng wǎ liàng
and have texture.
要有层次
yào yǒu céng cì
就 就跟你头发差不多
jiù jiù gēn nǐ tóu fà chà bù duō
Just like your hair—
not a single stray hair out of place.
就 就一根杂毛都不能有
jiù jiù yī gēn zá máo doū bù néng yǒu
就是这个程度 你懂啊
jiù shì zhè gè chéng dù nǐ dǒng a
That's the standard. Got it?
如果你没什么问题
rú guǒ nǐ méi shén me wèn tí
If that's clear to you,
start work tomorrow.
明天上班 我欢迎
míng tiān shàng bān wǒ huān yíng
Mr. Yan.
严总
yán zǒng
这活我干不了
zhè huó wǒ gàn bù liǎo
I can't do this job.
You'd better find someone else.
你还是另请高明吧
nǐ hái shì lìng qǐng gāo míng ba
I'm going to the job market right now.
我现在就去人才市场
wǒ xiàn zài jiù qù rén cái shì chǎng
I refuse to believe
that I can't find a writing job.
If you can find a job
that pays 2,000 yuan a month
at the job market,
then I, Yan Jun, am that dog!
Fine.