How to pronounce "臭屁"

[English subtitles are available.]

Princess Sisi!

Look at this.

Han Kaka's true face has been revealed.

Really?

It's true.

Look, there are so many comments.

Let me see.

So terrible.

Why do you say that?

If a girl like that were to become president of the student council.

We're the ones in trouble.

We don't even know if it's true now.

Though I don't like Han Kaka.

But this kind of personal attack is too much, isn't it?

You say so, don't you, Sisi?

Yeah, I think it's a bit much, too.

But I was told

she doesn't have a wealthy family.

But she wears designer clothes every day.

Who's buying all this for her?

Oh, my God.

Please vote for Han Kaka in the election for the student council President. Thank you.

What they say on the Internet is not true, is it?

Of course not.

Who the hell is posting this?

I read that post.

That account has no previous posting history,

apparently it's newly registered.

Obviously it's a deliberate attempt to smear you.

Look at that. Another reply.

Ms. Li took the day off.

This lesson changed to math.

We're about to take a math test.

Why didn't Ms. Li come today?

I don't know.

If you're a man, don't follow me.

Why are you here?

Let's go home together.

You go home first.

I'm going to an Internet cafe to play Warcraft.

Go home first.

I'm going to the piano teacher's house tonight,

so I won't join you.

All right.

I'll bring you breakfast tomorrow.

Okay.

Bye-bye.

I bet you're not going to an Internet cafe.

What does this have to do with you?

Then come with me to the Suan Le Bar.

I'm telling you,

Yu Chi-zi is a fool.

You'd better not use her.

You're not going to tell her about the bar, are you?

I'm not interested in other people's private lives.

To love the right person is true love, to love the wrong person is youthful innocence.

I'm sorry.

I'm the one who should say I'm sorry.

I'm going out to sea tomorrow. There's no signal there.

I want to get some peace and quiet.

Okay.

Son,

if she were to come back.

Don't argue with her.

Chi-zi, get up and eat.

Mom, it's Sunday.

He's on-line.

What should I say?

Are you good-looking?

It's too straightforward.

Hero Hengdao.

No, no. no.

Let's have a meet, hero.

It's weird.

[You want to know who I am? ] [I'll see you at the beach tomorrow at 7:00.]

Sisi.

Hengdao asked me to meet him.

Congratulations.

But

I'm a little nervous.

Why are you nervous? I'll help you get dressed.

Is this okay?

That's okay.

But does that count as cheating?

I don't think so.

He won't care.

It's just a meeting.

If he's more attractive than Duan Bowen.

Then you'll have a hard time choosing.

Is Duan Bowen attractive?

Why don't I think so?

Maybe I'm tired of watching him.

All right. See you tomorrow.

See you tomorrow. Bye.

Duan Bowen.

Keep it a secret.

Let me tell you something.

Hengdao asked me to meet him.

Do you think I can say yes?

If you want to see him, just do that.

Aren't you afraid I'm in danger?

I am more afraid he is in danger.

I'm still waiting for him to continue updating the novel.

Am I worthless in your mind?

Maybe just worth two bucks.

Remember to bring me breakfast tomorrow morning.

Okay.

Duan Bowen?

I dreamt

I was going to one of those deserted islands to find you.

I suddenly saw you

tied to a tree.

And then I ran over to untie you.

You know what?

What's up?

That's not a rope.

It's such a thick snake.

Leilei, don't be afraid.

Don't be afraid.

It woke me up right then.

The hardest part is that

I wake up and you're not there for me.

Come on, come on.

You're up.

We're going out to eat today.

I'll order takeout.

Suan Le Bar

Can I help you?

Do I know you?

You don't know me, but you know my teacher well.

Who's your teacher?

Li Er.

So you came to me with something to say, right?

I'd like to tell you that

whatever your relationship is,

please leave her alone.

Kid, you come to me and you threaten me, right?

Li Er is your teacher.

You don't seem to be in charge of your teacher's private life, do you?

She isn't just my teacher.

She's someone

I respect a lot.

If you like her,

stop giving her a hard time.

Nonsense.

I know your name is Zhang Yang.

We're all men.

Is there any point in pestering a woman who doesn't love you?

My name is Zhang Yang?

Aren't you Zhang Yang?

Of course I'm not Zhang Yang.

So, what was she doing here that day?

She can't come?

When your teacher used to play here.

You're still in elementary school.

Did she come here often?

It used to be.

She's good friends with a resident singer

in my bar.

A resident singer?

She's called Bala, right?

Yes.

Where'd you get all this gossip?

But I have to warn you.

Don't let Zhang Yang know about this.

Otherwise, he's going to take care of you.

What exactly does Zhang Yang do?

A bandit.

Bandit?

How could she find a bandit to be her boyfriend?

You don't know your teacher.

She has unusual taste.

Kid,

there are some things you'll know when you're older.

Quiet down for a minute.

Mr. Qin from the Education Office has something to say to you.

Why is "Hippo" here?

What else could he be doing here?

Must be looking for trouble.

Everyone, I'll say something before class.

Recently there have been some,

unfriendly posts on school BBSs targeting a classmate.

It must be Han Kaka.

The school is already investigating it.

I hope you don't view or reply.

Sir, is this about the Han Kaka?

Do you know who made that post?

I don't care about that.

I'll say it again.

Things like fights,

spreading untruths, etc.,

should never happen again.

Otherwise,

those who break the rules will meet me upstairs.

Okay, that's all I have to say.

Please start class.

The school has asked the moderator to remove the post.

That's a big advantage for them.

The people who supported us before all went to support them.

Listen,

I've discovered something.

What is it?

I looked up the ID that smeared you.

There's a blogger with the exact same name as that guy.

It's called "Kill those Lori".

What kind of name is that? Can you find out who it is?

It's all non-mainstream journaling.

Do you have a picture?

Could it be Scarlett?

Isn't Scarlett the one who got

the most out of Kaka's defamation?

It's not like that.

How could a soft-spoken person like Scarlett use a blog name like that?

The school is preparing a school journal.

I'm going to recommend you two for editor-in-chief. Are you interested?

Yeah, sure.

School journal?

I've never done it before. I don't know if I can.

When did you become so modest?

Not like you at all.

I am just pretending.

Don't worry, I'll help you.

Why do I need your help?

Have you always been this self-righteous since you were a kid?

Have you been so selfish since you were a child?

It's only a fool like Yu Chi-zi

who would go to such lengths for you.

I've decided to tell you a secret.

I'm not interested in your secrets.

You're not interested in the Ms. Little Ear's blog either?

Come on, let's go. We're gonna be late.

You're hiding here now.

Wouldn't that make your stepmother even happier?

Don't talk about her. I don't want to see her for a second.

I want ice water.

But it's Christmas today.

Who says you can't have ice water at Christmas?

If you don't give me a present,

Duan Bowen.

Duan Bowen, wait for me.

Duan Bowen.

Miss Yu,

can you give me a hint every time you show up?

You always show up out of the blue. It drives me crazy.

Then show me how crazy you are.

What do you think? Am I beautiful?

I don't even recognize you.

It's been hard on you.

Don't change the subject.

Do you think my beauty can knock out a street like this?

The streets are not knocked out.

I'm going to be knocked out.

Really?

I think you

look like a grocery store today

Get lost.

Wait for me.

Duan Bowen, wait for me.

I'm going to meet Hengdao.

Don't you have anything to say to me?

None.

Don't blame me for not warning you.

Netizens are usually disappointed after meeting.

Do you mean I'll be disappointed or he'll be disappointed?

Based on your looks and his aesthetic.

I guess you two will be disappointed together.

Do you really know how to chat?

Of course I know.

Or you tell me how long you want to talk, and I'll charge you by the hour.

I'll give you 10% off.

There's a interchangeable word in this sentence.

Can someone tell me which one it is?

Duan Bowen?

"Yue“ means to be pleased.

This translates to

"The King of Qin must be pleased to summon me."

Emperor Qin will be happy to see me.

Very good. Sit down.

Not bad, Duan.

You changed your mind when you became the representative of Chinese course.

It's simple, okay?

Do you think this one looks good on me?

That's childish, isn't it?

Childish? It's a new T-shirt.

A boy who loves literature won't like this.

So which do they like?

They like the kind of girl with long,

flowing hair and a long white dress.

But I don't have a white dress.

I do. Come to my house after school.

I'll help you get dressed up.

I don't understand how you like that novel.

It's all unrealistic fantasy.

It's wonderful. Try reading it.

I can't stop at first glance.

I don't have the mind

of a teenage girl like you.

This one's too big for me. You should be able to wear it.

It's beautiful.

Are you giving it to me?

I read a book recently.

I recently read a book

that said medical research proves love between two people

is because of the pheromones in their bodies.

Simply put,

if the smell on you makes him like it,

then he'll like you.

What you're saying is.

As long as you know what flavor he likes.

You two can be together.

Come on, pick one.

No, it must be expensive.

Take it.

He likes it.

Who?

Duan Bowen.

I shouldn't take it.

It's a buy-one-get-one-free deal.

I don't have a boyfriend, so you can take it.

I don't want it. You can keep it.

By the way, you go to see Hengdao.

Duan Bowen doesn't know that?

I don't think he'll mind.

Well, you'll have to be careful.

The more careless the boy seems,

the more he cares.

You seem to know him well.

So you're nervous.

Not at all.

Well, it's getting late.

You should change your clothes.

Go and see your hero Hengdao.

It's embarrassing.

How could it be him?

Can't believe it.

Dinner's ready. Come out and eat.

I'm not hungry.

What's wrong with you?

Just let me die.

I'm too embarrassing!

I just had my piano lesson. Have you guys met?

Actually...

How is he? Is he hot?

I didn't go to see him today.

Why?

I think it's dangerous

to meet strange people.

So I didn't go.

Dinner's ready. Come and eat.

My mom called me for dinner.

See you tomorrow, dear.

Hi there.

Are you Hengdao?

Yu Chi-zi.

"Secret Fruit",

Sweet fruit.

It's about love, right?

I had a lot of secrets when I was a kid.

Of course I have a secret.

My crush from school is now the father of my child.

Back when I was learning to draw, I liked a girl in the class,

and I didn't know how to express my thoughts,

and then I would draw her every day,

maybe a nose today and a mouth tomorrow,

just not all of her,

for fear of her finding out.

Suddenly one day,

I had an extra piece of eraser on my desk,

There was a note underneath it.

It says, "You're drawing me, right?

That's when I found out my secret had been discovered.

Although I regret it now,

I'd like to state this first.

At that time,

I imagined myself to be like the heroine

of a TV series every day.

Let's say he was playing a game in an Internet Cafe

and I would hide in the corner of the Cafe and watch.

I was a particularly well-behaved kid at the time,

and I didn't dare go into the Internet Cafe,

but I went in for him

and hid in a corner to peek at him.

Or he came to school for a class

and I hid in the corner of the stairs to peek at him.

I'm one of those girls

who'd be happy to see him from afar.

But now that I think about it,

I feel like I watched too many idol-dramas at that time,

I had too much faith,

I felt like he must like me,

like that.

I don't think it's possible to make up for some of this,

even if we meet again

and talk about it jokingly

but in fact I think it's certainly awkward.

[English subtitles are available.]

Princess Sisi!

Look at this.

Han Kaka's true face has been revealed.

Really?

It's true.

Look, there are so many comments.

Let me see.

So terrible.

Why do you say that?

If a girl like that were to become president of the student council.

We're the ones in trouble.

We don't even know if it's true now.

Though I don't like Han Kaka.

But this kind of personal attack is too much, isn't it?

You say so, don't you, Sisi?

Yeah, I think it's a bit much, too.

But I was told

she doesn't have a wealthy family.

But she wears designer clothes every day.

Who's buying all this for her?

Oh, my God.

Please vote for Han Kaka in the election for the student council President. Thank you.

What they say on the Internet is not true, is it?

Of course not.

Who the hell is posting this?

I read that post.

That account has no previous posting history,

apparently it's newly registered.

Obviously it's a deliberate attempt to smear you.

Look at that. Another reply.

Ms. Li took the day off.

This lesson changed to math.

We're about to take a math test.

Why didn't Ms. Li come today?

I don't know.

If you're a man, don't follow me.

Why are you here?

Let's go home together.

You go home first.

I'm going to an Internet cafe to play Warcraft.

Go home first.

I'm going to the piano teacher's house tonight,

so I won't join you.

All right.

I'll bring you breakfast tomorrow.

Okay.

Bye-bye.

I bet you're not going to an Internet cafe.

What does this have to do with you?

Then come with me to the Suan Le Bar.

I'm telling you,

Yu Chi-zi is a fool.

You'd better not use her.

You're not going to tell her about the bar, are you?

I'm not interested in other people's private lives.

To love the right person is true love, to love the wrong person is youthful innocence.

I'm sorry.

I'm the one who should say I'm sorry.

I'm going out to sea tomorrow. There's no signal there.

I want to get some peace and quiet.

Okay.

Son,

if she were to come back.

Don't argue with her.

Chi-zi, get up and eat.

Mom, it's Sunday.

He's on-line.

What should I say?

Are you good-looking?

It's too straightforward.

Hero Hengdao.

No, no. no.

Let's have a meet, hero.

It's weird.

[You want to know who I am? ] [I'll see you at the beach tomorrow at 7:00.]

Sisi.

Hengdao asked me to meet him.

Congratulations.

But

I'm a little nervous.

Why are you nervous? I'll help you get dressed.

Is this okay?

That's okay.

But does that count as cheating?

I don't think so.

He won't care.

It's just a meeting.

If he's more attractive than Duan Bowen.

Then you'll have a hard time choosing.

Is Duan Bowen attractive?

Why don't I think so?

Maybe I'm tired of watching him.

All right. See you tomorrow.

See you tomorrow. Bye.

Duan Bowen.

Keep it a secret.

Let me tell you something.

Hengdao asked me to meet him.

Do you think I can say yes?

If you want to see him, just do that.

Aren't you afraid I'm in danger?

I am more afraid he is in danger.

I'm still waiting for him to continue updating the novel.

Am I worthless in your mind?

Maybe just worth two bucks.

Remember to bring me breakfast tomorrow morning.

Okay.

Duan Bowen?

I dreamt

I was going to one of those deserted islands to find you.

I suddenly saw you

tied to a tree.

And then I ran over to untie you.

You know what?

What's up?

That's not a rope.

It's such a thick snake.

Leilei, don't be afraid.

Don't be afraid.

It woke me up right then.

The hardest part is that

I wake up and you're not there for me.

Come on, come on.

You're up.

We're going out to eat today.

I'll order takeout.

Suan Le Bar

Can I help you?

Do I know you?

You don't know me, but you know my teacher well.

Who's your teacher?

Li Er.

So you came to me with something to say, right?

I'd like to tell you that

whatever your relationship is,

please leave her alone.

Kid, you come to me and you threaten me, right?

Li Er is your teacher.

You don't seem to be in charge of your teacher's private life, do you?

She isn't just my teacher.

She's someone

I respect a lot.

If you like her,

stop giving her a hard time.

Nonsense.

I know your name is Zhang Yang.

We're all men.

Is there any point in pestering a woman who doesn't love you?

My name is Zhang Yang?

Aren't you Zhang Yang?

Of course I'm not Zhang Yang.

So, what was she doing here that day?

She can't come?

When your teacher used to play here.

You're still in elementary school.

Did she come here often?

It used to be.

She's good friends with a resident singer

in my bar.

A resident singer?

She's called Bala, right?

Yes.

Where'd you get all this gossip?

But I have to warn you.

Don't let Zhang Yang know about this.

Otherwise, he's going to take care of you.

What exactly does Zhang Yang do?

A bandit.

Bandit?

How could she find a bandit to be her boyfriend?

You don't know your teacher.

She has unusual taste.

Kid,

there are some things you'll know when you're older.

Quiet down for a minute.

Mr. Qin from the Education Office has something to say to you.

Why is "Hippo" here?

What else could he be doing here?

Must be looking for trouble.

Everyone, I'll say something before class.

Recently there have been some,

unfriendly posts on school BBSs targeting a classmate.

It must be Han Kaka.

The school is already investigating it.

I hope you don't view or reply.

Sir, is this about the Han Kaka?

Do you know who made that post?

I don't care about that.

I'll say it again.

Things like fights,

spreading untruths, etc.,

should never happen again.

Otherwise,

those who break the rules will meet me upstairs.

Okay, that's all I have to say.

Please start class.

The school has asked the moderator to remove the post.

That's a big advantage for them.

The people who supported us before all went to support them.

Listen,

I've discovered something.

What is it?

I looked up the ID that smeared you.

There's a blogger with the exact same name as that guy.

It's called "Kill those Lori".

What kind of name is that? Can you find out who it is?

It's all non-mainstream journaling.

Do you have a picture?

Could it be Scarlett?

Isn't Scarlett the one who got

the most out of Kaka's defamation?

It's not like that.

How could a soft-spoken person like Scarlett use a blog name like that?

The school is preparing a school journal.

I'm going to recommend you two for editor-in-chief. Are you interested?

Yeah, sure.

School journal?

I've never done it before. I don't know if I can.

When did you become so modest?

Not like you at all.

I am just pretending.

Don't worry, I'll help you.

Why do I need your help?

Have you always been this self-righteous since you were a kid?

Have you been so selfish since you were a child?

It's only a fool like Yu Chi-zi

who would go to such lengths for you.

I've decided to tell you a secret.

I'm not interested in your secrets.

You're not interested in the Ms. Little Ear's blog either?

Come on, let's go. We're gonna be late.

You're hiding here now.

Wouldn't that make your stepmother even happier?

Don't talk about her. I don't want to see her for a second.

I want ice water.

But it's Christmas today.

Who says you can't have ice water at Christmas?

If you don't give me a present,

Duan Bowen.

Duan Bowen, wait for me.

Duan Bowen.

Miss Yu,

can you give me a hint every time you show up?

You always show up out of the blue. It drives me crazy.

Then show me how crazy you are.

What do you think? Am I beautiful?

I don't even recognize you.

It's been hard on you.

Don't change the subject.

Do you think my beauty can knock out a street like this?

The streets are not knocked out.

I'm going to be knocked out.

Really?

I think you

look like a grocery store today

Get lost.

Wait for me.

Duan Bowen, wait for me.

I'm going to meet Hengdao.

Don't you have anything to say to me?

None.

Don't blame me for not warning you.

Netizens are usually disappointed after meeting.

Do you mean I'll be disappointed or he'll be disappointed?

Based on your looks and his aesthetic.

I guess you two will be disappointed together.

Do you really know how to chat?

Of course I know.

Or you tell me how long you want to talk, and I'll charge you by the hour.

I'll give you 10% off.

There's a interchangeable word in this sentence.

Can someone tell me which one it is?

Duan Bowen?

"Yue“ means to be pleased.

This translates to

"The King of Qin must be pleased to summon me."

Emperor Qin will be happy to see me.

Very good. Sit down.

Not bad, Duan.

You changed your mind when you became the representative of Chinese course.

It's simple, okay?

Do you think this one looks good on me?

That's childish, isn't it?

Childish? It's a new T-shirt.

A boy who loves literature won't like this.

So which do they like?

They like the kind of girl with long,

flowing hair and a long white dress.

But I don't have a white dress.

I do. Come to my house after school.

I'll help you get dressed up.

I don't understand how you like that novel.

It's all unrealistic fantasy.

It's wonderful. Try reading it.

I can't stop at first glance.

I don't have the mind

of a teenage girl like you.

This one's too big for me. You should be able to wear it.

It's beautiful.

Are you giving it to me?

I read a book recently.

I recently read a book

that said medical research proves love between two people

is because of the pheromones in their bodies.

Simply put,

if the smell on you makes him like it,

then he'll like you.

What you're saying is.

As long as you know what flavor he likes.

You two can be together.

Come on, pick one.

No, it must be expensive.

Take it.

He likes it.

Who?

Duan Bowen.

I shouldn't take it.

It's a buy-one-get-one-free deal.

I don't have a boyfriend, so you can take it.

I don't want it. You can keep it.

By the way, you go to see Hengdao.

Duan Bowen doesn't know that?

I don't think he'll mind.

Well, you'll have to be careful.

The more careless the boy seems,

the more he cares.

You seem to know him well.

So you're nervous.

Not at all.

Well, it's getting late.

You should change your clothes.

Go and see your hero Hengdao.

It's embarrassing.

How could it be him?

Can't believe it.

Dinner's ready. Come out and eat.

I'm not hungry.

What's wrong with you?

Just let me die.

I'm too embarrassing!

I just had my piano lesson. Have you guys met?

Actually...

How is he? Is he hot?

I didn't go to see him today.

Why?

I think it's dangerous

to meet strange people.

So I didn't go.

Dinner's ready. Come and eat.

My mom called me for dinner.

See you tomorrow, dear.

Hi there.

Are you Hengdao?

Yu Chi-zi.

"Secret Fruit",

Sweet fruit.

It's about love, right?

I had a lot of secrets when I was a kid.

Of course I have a secret.

My crush from school is now the father of my child.

Back when I was learning to draw, I liked a girl in the class,

and I didn't know how to express my thoughts,

and then I would draw her every day,

maybe a nose today and a mouth tomorrow,

just not all of her,

for fear of her finding out.

Suddenly one day,

I had an extra piece of eraser on my desk,

There was a note underneath it.

It says, "You're drawing me, right?

That's when I found out my secret had been discovered.

Although I regret it now,

I'd like to state this first.

At that time,

I imagined myself to be like the heroine

of a TV series every day.

Let's say he was playing a game in an Internet Cafe

and I would hide in the corner of the Cafe and watch.

I was a particularly well-behaved kid at the time,

and I didn't dare go into the Internet Cafe,

but I went in for him

and hid in a corner to peek at him.

Or he came to school for a class

and I hid in the corner of the stairs to peek at him.

I'm one of those girls

who'd be happy to see him from afar.

But now that I think about it,

I feel like I watched too many idol-dramas at that time,

I had too much faith,

I felt like he must like me,

like that.

I don't think it's possible to make up for some of this,

even if we meet again

and talk about it jokingly

but in fact I think it's certainly awkward.