那你疯一个给我看
nà nǐ fēng yí gè gěi wǒ kàn
怎么样 是不是特别美
zěn me yàng shì bú shì tè bié měi
凹造型凹的我都认不出来
āo zào xíng āo de wǒ doū rèn bù chū lái
也是辛苦你了
yě shì xīn kǔ nǐ le
别转移话题
bié zhuǎn yí huà tí
你说我这样 是不是可以美晕一条街
nǐ shuō wǒ zhè yàng shì bú shì kě yǐ měi yūn yī tiáo jiē
我觉得你今天特别
wǒ jué de nǐ jīn tiān tè bié
段柏文 你等等我
duàn bǎi wén nǐ děng děng wǒ
我就要去见横刀网友了
wǒ jiù yào qù jiàn héng dāo wǎng yǒu le
你没什么想跟我说的吗
nǐ méi shén me xiǎng gēn wǒ shuō de ma
别怪我没提醒你
bié guài wǒ méi tí xǐng nǐ
网友都是见光死
wǎng yǒu doū shì jiàn guāng sǐ
那你的意思是我死还是他死
nà nǐ de yì sī shì wǒ sǐ hái shì tā sǐ
以你的颜值还有他的审美来推断
yǐ nǐ de yán zhí hái yǒu tā de shěn měi lái tuī duàn
Miss Yu,
can you give me a hint
every time you show up?
You always show up out of the blue.
It drives me crazy.
Then show me how crazy you are.
What do you think? Am I beautiful?
I don't even recognize you.
It's been hard on you.
Don't change the subject.
Do you think my beauty can knock out a street like this?
The streets are not knocked out.
I'm going to be knocked out.
Really?
I think you
look like a grocery store today
Get lost.
Wait for me.
Duan Bowen, wait for me.
I'm going to meet Hengdao.
Don't you have anything to say to me?
None.
Don't blame me for not warning you.
Netizens are usually disappointed after meeting.
Do you mean I'll be disappointed
or he'll be disappointed?
Based on your looks and his aesthetic.
I guess you two will be disappointed together.
Do you really know how to chat?
Of course I know.
Or you tell me how long you want to talk,
and I'll charge you by the hour.
Miss Yu,
can you give me a hint
every time you show up?
You always show up out of the blue.
It drives me crazy.
那你疯一个给我看
nà nǐ fēng yí gè gěi wǒ kàn
Then show me how crazy you are.
怎么样 是不是特别美
zěn me yàng shì bú shì tè bié měi
What do you think? Am I beautiful?
凹造型凹的我都认不出来
āo zào xíng āo de wǒ doū rèn bù chū lái
I don't even recognize you.
也是辛苦你了
yě shì xīn kǔ nǐ le
It's been hard on you.
别转移话题
bié zhuǎn yí huà tí
Don't change the subject.
你说我这样 是不是可以美晕一条街
nǐ shuō wǒ zhè yàng shì bú shì kě yǐ měi yūn yī tiáo jiē
Do you think my beauty can knock out a street like this?
街没晕
jiē méi yūn
The streets are not knocked out.
我倒是晕了
wǒ dǎo shì yūn le
I'm going to be knocked out.
真的
zhēn de
Really?
我觉得你今天特别
wǒ jué de nǐ jīn tiān tè bié
I think you
像个杂货铺
xiàng gè zá huò pù
look like a grocery store today
你滚
nǐ gǔn
Get lost.
你等等我
nǐ děng děng wǒ
Wait for me.
段柏文 你等等我
duàn bǎi wén nǐ děng děng wǒ
Duan Bowen, wait for me.
我就要去见横刀网友了
wǒ jiù yào qù jiàn héng dāo wǎng yǒu le
I'm going to meet Hengdao.
你没什么想跟我说的吗
nǐ méi shén me xiǎng gēn wǒ shuō de ma
Don't you have anything to say to me?
没有
méi yǒu
None.
别怪我没提醒你
bié guài wǒ méi tí xǐng nǐ
Don't blame me for not warning you.
网友都是见光死
wǎng yǒu doū shì jiàn guāng sǐ
Netizens are usually disappointed after meeting.
那你的意思是我死还是他死
nà nǐ de yì sī shì wǒ sǐ hái shì tā sǐ
Do you mean I'll be disappointed
or he'll be disappointed?
以你的颜值还有他的审美来推断
yǐ nǐ de yán zhí hái yǒu tā de shěn měi lái tuī duàn
Based on your looks and his aesthetic.
I guess you two will be disappointed together.
Do you really know how to chat?
Of course I know.
Or you tell me how long you want to talk,
and I'll charge you by the hour.