今天不是圣诞节吧
jīn tiān bú shì shèng dàn jié ba
圣诞节那天买苹果
shèng dàn jié nà tiān mǎi pín guǒ
不是明摆着让人坑嘛
bú shì míng bǎi zhe ràng rén kēng ma
我跟你说个事
wǒ gēn nǐ shuō gè shì
他们说现在屯点苹果
tā men shuō xiàn zài tún diǎn pín guǒ
到时候能大赚一笔
dào shí hòu néng dà zhuàn yī bǐ
要不然咱俩一起
yào bù rán zán liǎ yì qǐ
你能不能离我远点
nǐ néng bù néng lí wǒ yuǎn diǎn
别拉低我智商
bié lā dī wǒ zhì shāng
没事没事这还有这还有
méi shì méi shì zhè hái yǒu zhè hái yǒu
为什么圣诞节要送苹果
wèi shén me shèng dàn jié yào sòng pín guǒ
这你都不知道
zhè nǐ doū bù zhī dào
苹果苹果 平平安安
pín guǒ pín guǒ píng píng ān ān
咱们现在是个什么时候啊
zán men xiàn zài shì gè shén me shí hòu a
高三 求的就是个平安 不是吗
gāo sān qiú de jiù shì gè píng ān bù shì ma
我今年的圣诞节目标啊就是
wǒ jīn nián de shèng dàn jié mù biāo a jiù shì
Chi-zi.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
It's not Christmas, is it?
I know.
If you buy apples on Christmas Day,
you're being ripped off.
Let me tell you something.
Some people say
they can make a lot of money
by stocking up on apples now.
Should we buy some apples together?
Will you please leave me alone?
Don't give me your stupidity.
Give it back to me!
It's okay. I have more.
Why the apple for Christmas?
You don't even know that?
Apple means safe and sound.
What time is it?
Senior year, all I want is safe, right?
My goal for Christmas this year is...
pass the second-tier level.
The second-tier?
Then you should go
to some god of learning or something.
What's the use of asking Santa?
You know?
Chi-zi.
Merry Christmas.
圣诞快乐
shèng dàn kuài lè
Merry Christmas.
今天不是圣诞节吧
jīn tiān bú shì shèng dàn jié ba
It's not Christmas, is it?
我知道
wǒ zhī dào
I know.
圣诞节那天买苹果
shèng dàn jié nà tiān mǎi pín guǒ
If you buy apples on Christmas Day,
不是明摆着让人坑嘛
bú shì míng bǎi zhe ràng rén kēng ma
you're being ripped off.
我跟你说个事
wǒ gēn nǐ shuō gè shì
Let me tell you something.
他们说现在屯点苹果
tā men shuō xiàn zài tún diǎn pín guǒ
Some people say
they can make a lot of money
到时候能大赚一笔
dào shí hòu néng dà zhuàn yī bǐ
by stocking up on apples now.
要不然咱俩一起
yào bù rán zán liǎ yì qǐ
Should we buy some apples together?
你能不能离我远点
nǐ néng bù néng lí wǒ yuǎn diǎn
Will you please leave me alone?
别拉低我智商
bié lā dī wǒ zhì shāng
Don't give me your stupidity.
你还我呀
nǐ hái wǒ ya
Give it back to me!
没事没事这还有这还有
méi shì méi shì zhè hái yǒu zhè hái yǒu
It's okay. I have more.
为什么圣诞节要送苹果
wèi shén me shèng dàn jié yào sòng pín guǒ
Why the apple for Christmas?
这你都不知道
zhè nǐ doū bù zhī dào
You don't even know that?
苹果苹果 平平安安
pín guǒ pín guǒ píng píng ān ān
Apple means safe and sound.
咱们现在是个什么时候啊
zán men xiàn zài shì gè shén me shí hòu a
What time is it?
高三 求的就是个平安 不是吗
gāo sān qiú de jiù shì gè píng ān bù shì ma
Senior year, all I want is safe, right?
我今年的圣诞节目标啊就是
wǒ jīn nián de shèng dàn jié mù biāo a jiù shì
My goal for Christmas this year is...
过二本线
guò èr běn xiàn
pass the second-tier level.
二本线
èr běn xiàn
The second-tier?
Then you should go
to some god of learning or something.
What's the use of asking Santa?
You know?