没事没事这还有这还有
méi shì méi shì zhè hái yǒu zhè hái yǒu
为什么圣诞节要送苹果
wèi shén me shèng dàn jié yào sòng pín guǒ
这你都不知道
zhè nǐ doū bù zhī dào
苹果苹果 平平安安
pín guǒ pín guǒ píng píng ān ān
咱们现在是个什么时候啊
zán men xiàn zài shì gè shén me shí hòu a
高三 求的就是个平安 不是吗
gāo sān qiú de jiù shì gè píng ān bù shì ma
我今年的圣诞节目标啊就是
wǒ jīn nián de shèng dàn jié mù biāo a jiù shì
那你应该去求一些文曲星什么的
nà nǐ yīng gāi qù qiú yī xiē wén qǔ xīng shén me de
求圣诞老人有什么用
qiú shèng dàn lǎo rén yoǔ shén me yòng
我妈上星期带我到寺里头
wǒ mā shàng xīng qī dài wǒ dào sì lǐ tou
见了谁都拜
jiàn le shuí doū bài
连那个送子观音都没放过
lián nà gè sòng zǐ guān yīn doū méi fàng guò
圣诞节要送给你的
shèng dàn jié yào sòng gěi nǐ de
Will you please leave me alone?
Don't give me your stupidity.
Give it back to me!
It's okay. I have more.
Why the apple for Christmas?
You don't even know that?
Apple means safe and sound.
What time is it?
Senior year, all I want is safe, right?
My goal for Christmas this year is...
pass the second-tier level.
The second-tier?
Then you should go
to some god of learning or something.
What's the use of asking Santa?
You know?
My mother took me
to the temple last week
to worship all the gods,
even the Goddess of Sending A Son.
Sisi,
Merry Christmas.
It's for you for Christmas.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Will you please leave me alone?
Don't give me your stupidity.
你还我呀
nǐ hái wǒ ya
Give it back to me!
没事没事这还有这还有
méi shì méi shì zhè hái yǒu zhè hái yǒu
It's okay. I have more.
为什么圣诞节要送苹果
wèi shén me shèng dàn jié yào sòng pín guǒ
Why the apple for Christmas?
这你都不知道
zhè nǐ doū bù zhī dào
You don't even know that?
苹果苹果 平平安安
pín guǒ pín guǒ píng píng ān ān
Apple means safe and sound.
咱们现在是个什么时候啊
zán men xiàn zài shì gè shén me shí hòu a
What time is it?
高三 求的就是个平安 不是吗
gāo sān qiú de jiù shì gè píng ān bù shì ma
Senior year, all I want is safe, right?
我今年的圣诞节目标啊就是
wǒ jīn nián de shèng dàn jié mù biāo a jiù shì
My goal for Christmas this year is...
过二本线
guò èr běn xiàn
pass the second-tier level.
二本线
èr běn xiàn
The second-tier?
那你应该去求一些文曲星什么的
nà nǐ yīng gāi qù qiú yī xiē wén qǔ xīng shén me de
Then you should go
to some god of learning or something.
求圣诞老人有什么用
qiú shèng dàn lǎo rén yoǔ shén me yòng
What's the use of asking Santa?
你还别说
nǐ hái bié shuō
You know?
我妈上星期带我到寺里头
wǒ mā shàng xīng qī dài wǒ dào sì lǐ tou
My mother took me
to the temple last week
见了谁都拜
jiàn le shuí doū bài
to worship all the gods,
连那个送子观音都没放过
lián nà gè sòng zǐ guān yīn doū méi fàng guò
even the Goddess of Sending A Son.
斯斯
sī sī
Sisi,
圣诞快乐
shèng dàn kuài lè
Merry Christmas.
圣诞节要送给你的
shèng dàn jié yào sòng gěi nǐ de
It's for you for Christmas.
谢谢
xiè xiè
Thank you.
不客气
bù kè qì
You're welcome.