谢谢你 沈奕群
xiè xiè nǐ shěn yì qún
你是了解我的
nǐ shì liǎo jiě wǒ de
我怎么可能对一个女的
wǒ zěn me kě néng duì yí gè nǔ: de
那么容易就动感情呢
nà me róng yì jiù dòng gǎn qíng ne
那天晚上她使劲地灌我酒
nà tiān wǎn shàng tā shǐ jìn de guàn wǒ jiǔ
喝完白的喝啤的
hē wán bái de hē pí de
喝完啤的喝红的
hē wán pí de hē hóng de
我喝了很多的酒
wǒ hē le hěn duō de jiǔ
第二天早上起来
dì èr tiān zǎo shàng qǐ lái
床头上放着早饭
chuáng tóu shàng fàng zhe zǎo fàn
过了没几天她说她怀孕了
guò le méi jǐ tiān tā shuō tā huái yùn le
你说这我能信吗
nǐ shuō zhè wǒ néng xìn ma
情况就是这么个情况
qíng kuàng jiù shì zhè mǒ gè qíng kuàng
反正你得帮我
fǎn zhèng nǐ de bāng wǒ
我怎么帮你啊
wǒ zěn me bāng nǐ a
这不是你一贯作风吗
zhè bú shì nǐ yī guàn zuò fēng ma
兄弟 你别开玩笑了
xiōng dì nǐ bié kāi wán xiào le
我都喝成那样了
wǒ doū hē chéng nà yàng le
还谈什么作风啊
hái tán shén me zuò fēng a
我觉得这女的不简单
wǒ jué de zhè nǔ: de bù jiǎn dān
That's good.
Wishing you happiness.
Thank you, Shen Yiqun.
I really didn't.
You know me.
How could I possibly
fall for a woman so easily?
That night, she kept pouring me drinks;
after baijiu came beer,
and after beer came wine.
I drank way too much.
When I woke up the next morning,
there was breakfast by the bedside.
A few days later,
she claimed she was pregnant.
How am I supposed to believe that?
That's the whole situation.
Anyway, you have to help me.
How am I supposed to help you?
Isn't this your usual style?
Come on, man, don't joke around.
I was completely wasted.
How could I maintain my usual behavior?
I think this woman is up to something.
It's a trap. She's trying to set me up.
I swear on my honor.
You have honor?
Occasionally.
What if she really is pregnant
with your child?
That's good.
Wishing you happiness.
Thank you, Shen Yiqun.
谢谢你 沈奕群
xiè xiè nǐ shěn yì qún
我真没有
wǒ zhēn méi yǒu
I really didn't.
你是了解我的
nǐ shì liǎo jiě wǒ de
You know me.
我怎么可能对一个女的
wǒ zěn me kě néng duì yí gè nǔ: de
How could I possibly
那么容易就动感情呢
nà me róng yì jiù dòng gǎn qíng ne
fall for a woman so easily?
That night, she kept pouring me drinks;
那天晚上她使劲地灌我酒
nà tiān wǎn shàng tā shǐ jìn de guàn wǒ jiǔ
after baijiu came beer,
喝完白的喝啤的
hē wán bái de hē pí de
喝完啤的喝红的
hē wán pí de hē hóng de
and after beer came wine.
I drank way too much.
我喝了很多的酒
wǒ hē le hěn duō de jiǔ
When I woke up the next morning,
第二天早上起来
dì èr tiān zǎo shàng qǐ lái
there was breakfast by the bedside.
床头上放着早饭
chuáng tóu shàng fàng zhe zǎo fàn
A few days later,
she claimed she was pregnant.
过了没几天她说她怀孕了
guò le méi jǐ tiān tā shuō tā huái yùn le
How am I supposed to believe that?
你说这我能信吗
nǐ shuō zhè wǒ néng xìn ma
That's the whole situation.
情况就是这么个情况
qíng kuàng jiù shì zhè mǒ gè qíng kuàng
反正你得帮我
fǎn zhèng nǐ de bāng wǒ
Anyway, you have to help me.
我怎么帮你啊
wǒ zěn me bāng nǐ a
How am I supposed to help you?
这不是你一贯作风吗
zhè bú shì nǐ yī guàn zuò fēng ma
Isn't this your usual style?
Come on, man, don't joke around.
兄弟 你别开玩笑了
xiōng dì nǐ bié kāi wán xiào le
我都喝成那样了
wǒ doū hē chéng nà yàng le
I was completely wasted.
How could I maintain my usual behavior?
还谈什么作风啊
hái tán shén me zuò fēng a
I think this woman is up to something.
我觉得这女的不简单
wǒ jué de zhè nǔ: de bù jiǎn dān
It's a trap. She's trying to set me up.
I swear on my honor.
You have honor?
Occasionally.
What if she really is pregnant
with your child?