How to pronounce "好笑"

[English subtitles are available.]

Come on, First Class!

You are the best, First Class!

Go for it!

You are the best, First Class!

You are the best, First Class!

Dunk it, Duan Bowen!

Dunk it, Duan Bowen!

Dunk it, Duan Bowen!

You are the best, First Class!

Duan Bowen, what are you doing?

-Duan Bowen. -Go on!

Prom King Duan seems to be out of sorts today.

Of course, he had a fight with his stepmother.

If he finds out, he'll kill me.

What is it? Why can't you say?

You just said Duan Bowen had a fight with his stepmother

His parents are divorced?

That's not the case.

His mother died.

His dad married a stepmother a few years older than him.

She argues with him at home every day.

I see.

But why do you care so much about him?

Do you like Duan Bowen?

Me? How could I?

You said you didn't like him.

Does he like you?

Really? You think he likes me?

Miss Genki, you're so naive.

I'm telling you,

Mountain and Stream

it's a great magazine.

There's a novel called "Rivalry Story"

by Hengdao.

It's very interesting.

Why are you going?

I have to go to the bathroom.

Can I help you?

Yu Chi-zi reads all those scary novels all day long.

You won't do anything about her?

Why should I?

So you and Yu are not a couple?

My parents used to fight a lot too.

It's always a mess at home.

But then I figured it out.

There are some things that we don't really need to worry about.

If you want to make your life easier,

the only thing you can do

is not take anything personally.

Just think you're going

to have to leave this house sooner or later.

What are you yapping about?

I just care about you.

I can't believe you said that.

I don't need your concern.

Princess Sisi.

Don't forget to come to my home for dinner tonight.

I'm not going. I can't afford it.

I really don't know what you like about him.

You don't know what he's going through.

Don't let me know what he's going through.

My kindness came to no good.

Pearl Milk Tea

Chi-zi, you're here.

Sanshui

What are you looking for?

I'm looking for the new issue of Mountain and Stream.

That one doesn't come out until the second Friday of every month.

Do you think Hu Yidou died

or not after falling off the cliff?

He's not dead but saved by the heroine.

How do you know?

Actually, I know this author.

Really?

I can get him to pass on the follow-up to you.

But promise me you won't post it on the Internet.

Yeah, I promise. I'll delete it when I'm done.

This is my QQ number. Please give it to him for me.

Thought you only made sugar water,

I didn't think you knew any writers.

Actually, you know him, too.

Don't be so secretive, or I'll get angry.

Don't get mad, let me ask him first.

If he agrees.

I'll contact you.

Okay, I'll wait for you.

Good.

Sanshui.

What's wrong, Grandma?

What kind of girl do you want to be married to?

Grandma, you're confused.

I'm not old enough to get a wife yet.

I'm not confused.

It's auspicious time.

Worship heaven and earth in the first place,

parents in the second,

husband and wife worship each other.

Longevity

You're married now.

Mom, I'm home.

Good girl.

Uncle Duan will be home for dinner later.

He's taken refuge in our house again.

Stop talking nonsense.

What happened to you?

You're just a daredevil all day.

Not a quiet girl at all.

My dish is getting mush.

Now you know who I learned it from.

How come there's no new friend application?

Did Sanshui lie to me?

No, I don't think he has the guts.

Chi-zi. Come help.

Uncle Duan are coming.

Okay, I'll be right there.

Stop eating.

Go help move the stool.

Mom.

I think there's something you're not telling me.

What are you talking about?

Did you have a bad deal with Uncle Duan?

What are you talking about?

Did he ask you for money again?

He's just here for dinner.

I don't have that much money to lend him.

Then why do you cook so much

every time the two of them come?

What do you owe them?

I just feel pity for Bowen.

His mother left early.

But Dong Jialei can't cook.

She used to be a performer in the art troupe.

She is just a pretty girl who can't do anything.

If Uncle Duan likes her, that's all

That's for sure.

Here they come.

Hello, Uncle Duan.

Hello, Auntie.

Hello Bowen, come on, sit down.

Don't talk nonsense.

Got it.

Chi-zi.

I heard from Bowen that

you did very well on the exam last semester.

Bowen, you have to catch up.

That was her luck.

She plays every day, never studies.

Mom, please don't make a scene.

How could I not study?

The dark circles are coming out for that.

Your dark circles are the result of

not sleeping, playing with your computer.

It's not what you think at all.

I've found my purpose in life.

Can you put your mind to studying?

You should learn from Bowen.

Don't spend all day

thinking about all this mess.

Mountain and Stream

You're reading this novel by Hengdao, too?

I've read a little. It's interesting.

Although it's a bit corny.

I'm telling you,

this issue of "Rivalry Story" is really awesome.

Guess what happened after Hu Yidao fell off the cliff.

He was saved by the heroine.

How do you know?

Of course. It's obvious.

Just put it down. I'll clean it up later.

I have to do some housework for you.

I'm embarrassed to come here all the time for free dinner.

You're welcome to come to my place.

Stop doing it.

How's it going? Is Dong Jialei still mad at you?

Yeah, she was crying last night.

It's making my head hurt.

You deserve it

Now you know young, beautiful girls are hard to serve.

Yes, I should have found someone like you.

Stop talking nonsense.

Go get some rest.

Well,

You'd better get back now.

Don't let her find out and

come to my house to fight again.

Where have you been?

Why aren't the lights on?

Answer me! Where have you been?

I'm going to dinner with Bowen.

What's up?

You're mad?

Look, I've brought you

your favorite crab soup bun.

It's still warm.

Eat while they're hot, here.

I don't want to eat.

Duan Jianguo, tell me honestly.

Did you go to Sun Ping's house?

Lei.

Can we stop this?

I'm not making a scene. You did go to Sun Ping's house.

Yes, we went to Auntie Sun's.

Home

She's not like you.

Always with a dead fish face.

Yeah, she doesn't have a dead fish face.

She's better than me at everything.

You call her now.

Let her come and live with your father.

I'll go. I'll make room for you.

Lei.

Can we stop this?

Let go of me, you went out to find a girlfriend,

I'll go outside to find a boyfriend.

Dad, don't try to stop her.

Just go.

Go find someone richer, and don't come after my father anymore.

Bowen.

Duan Bowen.

Duan Bowen.

Duan Bowen.

Where's your dad?

How do I know?

The clothes in his closet are gone.

Where did he go?

Where could he go? Just like you ran away from home.

Duan Bowen,

Your father's gone.

You're still acting like nothing happened.

Oh, my God!

Chi-zi, get up and eat.

Okay, okay. I got it.

Give me back my phone.

I'll give it back to you when I find your father.

I'm warning you.

don't ever come into my room and look for anything.

Duan Bowen, let me tell you !

You have no right to hate me.

You overestimate yourself too much.

I don't bother to hate you.

Do you know

how many people were against me

when I married your father?

For his sake, I lost all my friends.

Now I have nothing.

Do you know how much I've been hurt

and how much I've paid?

Don't take advantage of me because I'm easy to get.

You're right.

Easy. You know you're easy girl to get, that's good.

Don't pretend to be a noblewoman all the time.

You don't have that fate.

Give me back my phone.

I'll give it back to you when I find your father.

Dad, you have to come back.

Auntie Dong couldn't find you and cried so hard.

Crazy woman.

Who's Duan Bowen in your class?

Duan Bowen? He's over there.

You are Duan Bowen.

Yeah, what's up?

You still haven't paid for last month's class fee.

You didn't come to our class to collect class fees specifically, did you?

You can't take it. I don't have the money anyway.

I'm sorry.

What is this?

It's a large bill, I'm afraid you won't find change.

You don't want to pay, do you?

Now that you've found out,

I won't make an argument.

Are you crazy?

You're the one who's crazy.

What's all the fuss about?

Do you know who she is?

I don't know, and I don't want to know.

Hello, everyone. My name is Li Er.

I'm a senior in our school.

And your new homeroom teacher.

I'll be in charge of your language teaching.

Hope you can consider me your friend.

Nice to meet you.

Silently I go, as quietly as I come, I wave softly, not taking a cloud with me.

Duan Bowen,

class fees can be paid late,

but essays must be written today.

He's so hot.

Don't you dare ask for his phone number.

I don't.

Coward.

Chi-zi, come on.

Scarlett

Let's do it, Chi-zi.

Okay.

The coexistence of beauty and intelligence,

the embodiment of grace and elegance

Scarlett, the school belle at Sky High.

The Student Council is running an election for president.

Please make sure to vote for Scarlett.

Vote for Scarlett, please. Thank you. Thank you.

Isn't that too much?

-How? -It's the truth.

You're the one who's going

to be the president of the Student Council.

Dear Miss Genki.

You've been so good to me.

Dear Princess Sisi.

You've been good to me, too.

Vote for Scarlett, please. Thank you.

Back up.

You're on my flyers. Back up.

Scarlett

Forget it, let's reprint it.

He's just a bewildered boy.

I heard he even fell asleep during his college entrance exams.

It's just unbelievable.

But you know what,

he sells some delicious sugar water.

Especially the tortoise jelly,

with honey.

It's fantastic.

Let's go have it together tonight.

You go with Ding Pangpang.

I never eat food from roadside stands.

Yu Chi-zi, turn in my homework for me.

It's late. I won't help you.

Really?

I won't do it.

Okay, you said it.

Don't ask me to teach you on the math test.

Wait!

Give it to me.

Mr. Duan, please.

Hey!

What do you want?

Hello. Vote for Scarlett, please. Thank you.

Vote for Scarlett, please. Thank you.

Please vote for Scarlett.

-Miss. -Come in.

Miss, l'll hand in the homework.

It's not mine. It's Duan Bowen's.

Senior Year, Class 1, Duan Bowen, Literary Giant

Miss, if there's nothing else.

I'll leave you to it.

Wait a minute.

Tell Duan to come to me.

Okay.

Ms. Lee.

Why didn't you knock?

I did knock

Do you know why I called you here?

Have a seat.

That's a persistent caller.

Why do you write like that?

Because your essay topics are so boring.

That's your excuse for making fun of me?

You're only half right.

What's the other half?

Guess why.

I guess

you're demonstrating against me.

Your last homeroom teacher told me

that you were a troublemaker in your class.

And you gave me your parents' phone number.

If you don't want me to call your parents, you have to promise me one thing.

What?

You'll have to be the representative of Chinese course.

Why?

Because I think you're particularly good with words.

Mr. Little Ear is a good teacher.

Why are you acting against her?

It says in the book.

Aries' rebellion

is about attracting attention.

What book?

A horoscope book.

The horoscope book

also says you'll be stepping on shit today,

so be careful.

Why are you laughing? What's so funny?

You laugh at everything he says.

Don't you think it's funny?

Miss Genki.

You should really reflect on yourself.

Some guy's quirks

are brought on by you.

I'll see you tomorrow.

See you tomorrow.

When will I ever have this life?

Car, driver, winner of life.

Don't get along with her.

Why?

Princess Sisi is very nice.

Look at this. She gave it to me today.

I heard it was a limited edition.

Stop calling her Princess all the time.

When will you grow up?

Duan Bowen!

Who hasn't grown up?

I'll tell everyone you wet your bed when you were a kid.

Hello, Mr. Little Ear.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Scarlett, what are you so late for?

Come and eat together.

I just went to piano practice.

Did you get the results of the student body president election?

Not yet.

Are you sure you're going to be president?

I am absolutely sure of it.

Good.

Did you get your monthly exam results?

Didn't do well this time, second in grade.

Why aren't you number one?

I had a fever the day of my English test.

That's not an excuse

Why make yourself sick

when you know you have an exam?

I'm sorry.

How many times have I told you?

Other kids try ten times harder,

you have to try a hundred times harder.

You're 18 years old.

you need to be more mature than your classmates,

you know?

Why are you going?

I have to do my homework.

Honey, come swim with me.

Okay, I'll swim with you.

Mi Li'er, Verification Information, Hengdao applied to be your friend.

Remarks, Group, Chi-zi

Hengdao I wandered the world with a knife in my hand. Hello!

Hi there.

Are you really Hengdao,

the one who wrote that "Rivalry Story"?

I am.

That's an interesting book you wrote.

Thank you. I'm flattered.

How old are you?

Building 277

Follow the slow motion of my left hand and right hand,

the slow motion replay of my right hand and left hand.

This essay gives you joy,

are you in love with me?

That's what you wrote?

It's good. It rhymes.

But please, rewrite it.

I want an essay, not lyrics.

Miss.

Don't be late again next time.

Thank you, teacher.

Then today we'll talk about

the rhetorical features of the lyrics.

Didn't I tell you not to buy it?

How did it take so long?

Drink it while it's hot.

Rhetorical features of lyrics in popular songs, rhyme.

First, rhymes.

Mr. Little Ears is so beautiful.

So I'm going to talk about

the first pop song I learned.

What did you call her?

Little Ear.

You didn't know? Her nickname was Little Ear.

Who did you hear that from?

Ever since she came to Sky High,

the word has been all over the place about her.

It looks like she works for a publishing house in Beijing.

Just got back a short time ago.

Her boyfriend is handsome and rich

and dotes on her.

She's so beautiful and graceful.

Who are you looking for?

Duan Bowen, come out.

Auntie, we're in class.

Are you his spokesperson?

Why did you come to my school?

Where's your dad?

He's your husband. Why are you asking me?

Duan Bowen,

tell your father.

Don't be such a pussy if he's a man.

What's the point of hiding?

If there's anything he'd like to say, just say it.

Auntie, keep your voice down.

This is the school.

Let's talk about these family matters at home.

Family matter?

You know it's a family matter.

Our family business is out of your hands.

I see.

Is my husband at your home?

Don't think I don't know anything.

There are some things I just don't want to say.

You're all making a fool of me, aren't you?

What are you talking about? Who's making a fool of you?

Let's go.

Take me to your home right now

and let your mother

explain this to me.

Let go of me!

What are you doing? I got slipped.

Your mother is an old slut.

You were born a little slut too.

Watch your mouth.

What's going on?

Am I wrong?

Get the teacher. Yu Chi-zi's been beaten.

Your mother is an old slut.

You're the slut.

I'll go.

That's your mom.

Why are you pushing me?

Your mom is shameless.

Stop it.

You're not ashamed of yourself, are you?

Shame on you.

I have nothing to be ashamed of.

I knew it.

Both of the old one and the young one are having an affair with her family, right?

Is it fun for you to team up like this and trick me?

What woman in the world can stand that?

Your mom was pissed to death too, right?

I'm warning you.

Don't mention my mother.

So what if I mention her? Hit me if you can.

If you don't dare fight.

You're just as much of a pussy as your father.

Calm down, Duan, let go! Let her go!

You better beat me to the hospital.

And it's making headlines at your high school.

Your father will show up then.

Go ahead.

-Duan Bowen -Stop!

He's just a young boy, but quite strong

Look at him. As a son,

he doesn't care about his father at all.

Even tried to hit me.

I should call the police and pick him up.

Let the police discipline him.

His dad's cell phone is off.

You can't get through.

He can't get through either.

But it's his fault

for hitting people.

Duan Bowen,

you're not gonna do that again, okay?

How about this.

I'll leave you my number.

I'll talk to him about it later.

I'll call you

if anything happens.

Then put the number into my phone and I'll call you back.

Ms. Li,

Keep him in line for me.

I read Rao Xueman's book

in junior high.

I think I've read "Left Ear".

I've seen the movie "Left Ear,"

based on the novel.

"Secret Fruit" is a story

related to "Left Ear".

No wonder it's so familiar.

Is it a story

about relationships?

I actually only had a crush on one person,

which started when I was very young

and I went on to junior high.

Every detail is painful,

because you are restraining yourself from feeling it.

In junior high school,

I was...

because I wasn't very good at English at the time,

our English teacher,

she was always helping me.

After school,

she asked me to come to her place to make up the lesson.

That teacher

was really beautiful and very nice to me.

If I had the chance to go back,

I might

not be so shy

and might be braver.

[English subtitles are available.]

Come on, First Class!

You are the best, First Class!

Go for it!

You are the best, First Class!

You are the best, First Class!

Dunk it, Duan Bowen!

Dunk it, Duan Bowen!

Dunk it, Duan Bowen!

You are the best, First Class!

Duan Bowen, what are you doing?

-Duan Bowen. -Go on!

Prom King Duan seems to be out of sorts today.

Of course, he had a fight with his stepmother.

If he finds out, he'll kill me.

What is it? Why can't you say?

You just said Duan Bowen had a fight with his stepmother

His parents are divorced?

That's not the case.

His mother died.

His dad married a stepmother a few years older than him.

She argues with him at home every day.

I see.

But why do you care so much about him?

Do you like Duan Bowen?

Me? How could I?

You said you didn't like him.

Does he like you?

Really? You think he likes me?

Miss Genki, you're so naive.

I'm telling you,

Mountain and Stream

it's a great magazine.

There's a novel called "Rivalry Story"

by Hengdao.

It's very interesting.

Why are you going?

I have to go to the bathroom.

Can I help you?

Yu Chi-zi reads all those scary novels all day long.

You won't do anything about her?

Why should I?

So you and Yu are not a couple?

My parents used to fight a lot too.

It's always a mess at home.

But then I figured it out.

There are some things that we don't really need to worry about.

If you want to make your life easier,

the only thing you can do

is not take anything personally.

Just think you're going

to have to leave this house sooner or later.

What are you yapping about?

I just care about you.

I can't believe you said that.

I don't need your concern.

Princess Sisi.

Don't forget to come to my home for dinner tonight.

I'm not going. I can't afford it.

I really don't know what you like about him.

You don't know what he's going through.

Don't let me know what he's going through.

My kindness came to no good.

Pearl Milk Tea

Chi-zi, you're here.

Sanshui

What are you looking for?

I'm looking for the new issue of Mountain and Stream.

That one doesn't come out until the second Friday of every month.

Do you think Hu Yidou died

or not after falling off the cliff?

He's not dead but saved by the heroine.

How do you know?

Actually, I know this author.

Really?

I can get him to pass on the follow-up to you.

But promise me you won't post it on the Internet.

Yeah, I promise. I'll delete it when I'm done.

This is my QQ number. Please give it to him for me.

Thought you only made sugar water,

I didn't think you knew any writers.

Actually, you know him, too.

Don't be so secretive, or I'll get angry.

Don't get mad, let me ask him first.

If he agrees.

I'll contact you.

Okay, I'll wait for you.

Good.

Sanshui.

What's wrong, Grandma?

What kind of girl do you want to be married to?

Grandma, you're confused.

I'm not old enough to get a wife yet.

I'm not confused.

It's auspicious time.

Worship heaven and earth in the first place,

parents in the second,

husband and wife worship each other.

Longevity

You're married now.

Mom, I'm home.

Good girl.

Uncle Duan will be home for dinner later.

He's taken refuge in our house again.

Stop talking nonsense.

What happened to you?

You're just a daredevil all day.

Not a quiet girl at all.

My dish is getting mush.

Now you know who I learned it from.

How come there's no new friend application?

Did Sanshui lie to me?

No, I don't think he has the guts.

Chi-zi. Come help.

Uncle Duan are coming.

Okay, I'll be right there.

Stop eating.

Go help move the stool.

Mom.

I think there's something you're not telling me.

What are you talking about?

Did you have a bad deal with Uncle Duan?

What are you talking about?

Did he ask you for money again?

He's just here for dinner.

I don't have that much money to lend him.

Then why do you cook so much

every time the two of them come?

What do you owe them?

I just feel pity for Bowen.

His mother left early.

But Dong Jialei can't cook.

She used to be a performer in the art troupe.

She is just a pretty girl who can't do anything.

If Uncle Duan likes her, that's all

That's for sure.

Here they come.

Hello, Uncle Duan.

Hello, Auntie.

Hello Bowen, come on, sit down.

Don't talk nonsense.

Got it.

Chi-zi.

I heard from Bowen that

you did very well on the exam last semester.

Bowen, you have to catch up.

That was her luck.

She plays every day, never studies.

Mom, please don't make a scene.

How could I not study?

The dark circles are coming out for that.

Your dark circles are the result of

not sleeping, playing with your computer.

It's not what you think at all.

I've found my purpose in life.

Can you put your mind to studying?

You should learn from Bowen.

Don't spend all day

thinking about all this mess.

Mountain and Stream

You're reading this novel by Hengdao, too?

I've read a little. It's interesting.

Although it's a bit corny.

I'm telling you,

this issue of "Rivalry Story" is really awesome.

Guess what happened after Hu Yidao fell off the cliff.

He was saved by the heroine.

How do you know?

Of course. It's obvious.

Just put it down. I'll clean it up later.

I have to do some housework for you.

I'm embarrassed to come here all the time for free dinner.

You're welcome to come to my place.

Stop doing it.

How's it going? Is Dong Jialei still mad at you?

Yeah, she was crying last night.

It's making my head hurt.

You deserve it

Now you know young, beautiful girls are hard to serve.

Yes, I should have found someone like you.

Stop talking nonsense.

Go get some rest.

Well,

You'd better get back now.

Don't let her find out and

come to my house to fight again.

Where have you been?

Why aren't the lights on?

Answer me! Where have you been?

I'm going to dinner with Bowen.

What's up?

You're mad?

Look, I've brought you

your favorite crab soup bun.

It's still warm.

Eat while they're hot, here.

I don't want to eat.

Duan Jianguo, tell me honestly.

Did you go to Sun Ping's house?

Lei.

Can we stop this?

I'm not making a scene. You did go to Sun Ping's house.

Yes, we went to Auntie Sun's.

Home

She's not like you.

Always with a dead fish face.

Yeah, she doesn't have a dead fish face.

She's better than me at everything.

You call her now.

Let her come and live with your father.

I'll go. I'll make room for you.

Lei.

Can we stop this?

Let go of me, you went out to find a girlfriend,

I'll go outside to find a boyfriend.

Dad, don't try to stop her.

Just go.

Go find someone richer, and don't come after my father anymore.

Bowen.

Duan Bowen.

Duan Bowen.

Duan Bowen.

Where's your dad?

How do I know?

The clothes in his closet are gone.

Where did he go?

Where could he go? Just like you ran away from home.

Duan Bowen,

Your father's gone.

You're still acting like nothing happened.

Oh, my God!

Chi-zi, get up and eat.

Okay, okay. I got it.

Give me back my phone.

I'll give it back to you when I find your father.

I'm warning you.

don't ever come into my room and look for anything.

Duan Bowen, let me tell you !

You have no right to hate me.

You overestimate yourself too much.

I don't bother to hate you.

Do you know

how many people were against me

when I married your father?

For his sake, I lost all my friends.

Now I have nothing.

Do you know how much I've been hurt

and how much I've paid?

Don't take advantage of me because I'm easy to get.

You're right.

Easy. You know you're easy girl to get, that's good.

Don't pretend to be a noblewoman all the time.

You don't have that fate.

Give me back my phone.

I'll give it back to you when I find your father.

Dad, you have to come back.

Auntie Dong couldn't find you and cried so hard.

Crazy woman.

Who's Duan Bowen in your class?

Duan Bowen? He's over there.

You are Duan Bowen.

Yeah, what's up?

You still haven't paid for last month's class fee.

You didn't come to our class to collect class fees specifically, did you?

You can't take it. I don't have the money anyway.

I'm sorry.

What is this?

It's a large bill, I'm afraid you won't find change.

You don't want to pay, do you?

Now that you've found out,

I won't make an argument.

Are you crazy?

You're the one who's crazy.

What's all the fuss about?

Do you know who she is?

I don't know, and I don't want to know.

Hello, everyone. My name is Li Er.

I'm a senior in our school.

And your new homeroom teacher.

I'll be in charge of your language teaching.

Hope you can consider me your friend.

Nice to meet you.

Silently I go, as quietly as I come, I wave softly, not taking a cloud with me.

Duan Bowen,

class fees can be paid late,

but essays must be written today.

He's so hot.

Don't you dare ask for his phone number.

I don't.

Coward.

Chi-zi, come on.

Scarlett

Let's do it, Chi-zi.

Okay.

The coexistence of beauty and intelligence,

the embodiment of grace and elegance

Scarlett, the school belle at Sky High.

The Student Council is running an election for president.

Please make sure to vote for Scarlett.

Vote for Scarlett, please. Thank you. Thank you.

Isn't that too much?

-How? -It's the truth.

You're the one who's going

to be the president of the Student Council.

Dear Miss Genki.

You've been so good to me.

Dear Princess Sisi.

You've been good to me, too.

Vote for Scarlett, please. Thank you.

Back up.

You're on my flyers. Back up.

Scarlett

Forget it, let's reprint it.

He's just a bewildered boy.

I heard he even fell asleep during his college entrance exams.

It's just unbelievable.

But you know what,

he sells some delicious sugar water.

Especially the tortoise jelly,

with honey.

It's fantastic.

Let's go have it together tonight.

You go with Ding Pangpang.

I never eat food from roadside stands.

Yu Chi-zi, turn in my homework for me.

It's late. I won't help you.

Really?

I won't do it.

Okay, you said it.

Don't ask me to teach you on the math test.

Wait!

Give it to me.

Mr. Duan, please.

Hey!

What do you want?

Hello. Vote for Scarlett, please. Thank you.

Vote for Scarlett, please. Thank you.

Please vote for Scarlett.

-Miss. -Come in.

Miss, l'll hand in the homework.

It's not mine. It's Duan Bowen's.

Senior Year, Class 1, Duan Bowen, Literary Giant

Miss, if there's nothing else.

I'll leave you to it.

Wait a minute.

Tell Duan to come to me.

Okay.

Ms. Lee.

Why didn't you knock?

I did knock

Do you know why I called you here?

Have a seat.

That's a persistent caller.

Why do you write like that?

Because your essay topics are so boring.

That's your excuse for making fun of me?

You're only half right.

What's the other half?

Guess why.

I guess

you're demonstrating against me.

Your last homeroom teacher told me

that you were a troublemaker in your class.

And you gave me your parents' phone number.

If you don't want me to call your parents, you have to promise me one thing.

What?

You'll have to be the representative of Chinese course.

Why?

Because I think you're particularly good with words.

Mr. Little Ear is a good teacher.

Why are you acting against her?

It says in the book.

Aries' rebellion

is about attracting attention.

What book?

A horoscope book.

The horoscope book

also says you'll be stepping on shit today,

so be careful.

Why are you laughing? What's so funny?

You laugh at everything he says.

Don't you think it's funny?

Miss Genki.

You should really reflect on yourself.

Some guy's quirks

are brought on by you.

I'll see you tomorrow.

See you tomorrow.

When will I ever have this life?

Car, driver, winner of life.

Don't get along with her.

Why?

Princess Sisi is very nice.

Look at this. She gave it to me today.

I heard it was a limited edition.

Stop calling her Princess all the time.

When will you grow up?

Duan Bowen!

Who hasn't grown up?

I'll tell everyone you wet your bed when you were a kid.

Hello, Mr. Little Ear.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Scarlett, what are you so late for?

Come and eat together.

I just went to piano practice.

Did you get the results of the student body president election?

Not yet.

Are you sure you're going to be president?

I am absolutely sure of it.

Good.

Did you get your monthly exam results?

Didn't do well this time, second in grade.

Why aren't you number one?

I had a fever the day of my English test.

That's not an excuse

Why make yourself sick

when you know you have an exam?

I'm sorry.

How many times have I told you?

Other kids try ten times harder,

you have to try a hundred times harder.

You're 18 years old.

you need to be more mature than your classmates,

you know?

Why are you going?

I have to do my homework.

Honey, come swim with me.

Okay, I'll swim with you.

Mi Li'er, Verification Information, Hengdao applied to be your friend.

Remarks, Group, Chi-zi

Hengdao I wandered the world with a knife in my hand. Hello!

Hi there.

Are you really Hengdao,

the one who wrote that "Rivalry Story"?

I am.

That's an interesting book you wrote.

Thank you. I'm flattered.

How old are you?

Building 277

Follow the slow motion of my left hand and right hand,

the slow motion replay of my right hand and left hand.

This essay gives you joy,

are you in love with me?

That's what you wrote?

It's good. It rhymes.

But please, rewrite it.

I want an essay, not lyrics.

Miss.

Don't be late again next time.

Thank you, teacher.

Then today we'll talk about

the rhetorical features of the lyrics.

Didn't I tell you not to buy it?

How did it take so long?

Drink it while it's hot.

Rhetorical features of lyrics in popular songs, rhyme.

First, rhymes.

Mr. Little Ears is so beautiful.

So I'm going to talk about

the first pop song I learned.

What did you call her?

Little Ear.

You didn't know? Her nickname was Little Ear.

Who did you hear that from?

Ever since she came to Sky High,

the word has been all over the place about her.

It looks like she works for a publishing house in Beijing.

Just got back a short time ago.

Her boyfriend is handsome and rich

and dotes on her.

She's so beautiful and graceful.

Who are you looking for?

Duan Bowen, come out.

Auntie, we're in class.

Are you his spokesperson?

Why did you come to my school?

Where's your dad?

He's your husband. Why are you asking me?

Duan Bowen,

tell your father.

Don't be such a pussy if he's a man.

What's the point of hiding?

If there's anything he'd like to say, just say it.

Auntie, keep your voice down.

This is the school.

Let's talk about these family matters at home.

Family matter?

You know it's a family matter.

Our family business is out of your hands.

I see.

Is my husband at your home?

Don't think I don't know anything.

There are some things I just don't want to say.

You're all making a fool of me, aren't you?

What are you talking about? Who's making a fool of you?

Let's go.

Take me to your home right now

and let your mother

explain this to me.

Let go of me!

What are you doing? I got slipped.

Your mother is an old slut.

You were born a little slut too.

Watch your mouth.

What's going on?

Am I wrong?

Get the teacher. Yu Chi-zi's been beaten.

Your mother is an old slut.

You're the slut.

I'll go.

That's your mom.

Why are you pushing me?

Your mom is shameless.

Stop it.

You're not ashamed of yourself, are you?

Shame on you.

I have nothing to be ashamed of.

I knew it.

Both of the old one and the young one are having an affair with her family, right?

Is it fun for you to team up like this and trick me?

What woman in the world can stand that?

Your mom was pissed to death too, right?

I'm warning you.

Don't mention my mother.

So what if I mention her? Hit me if you can.

If you don't dare fight.

You're just as much of a pussy as your father.

Calm down, Duan, let go! Let her go!

You better beat me to the hospital.

And it's making headlines at your high school.

Your father will show up then.

Go ahead.

-Duan Bowen -Stop!

He's just a young boy, but quite strong

Look at him. As a son,

he doesn't care about his father at all.

Even tried to hit me.

I should call the police and pick him up.

Let the police discipline him.

His dad's cell phone is off.

You can't get through.

He can't get through either.

But it's his fault

for hitting people.

Duan Bowen,

you're not gonna do that again, okay?

How about this.

I'll leave you my number.

I'll talk to him about it later.

I'll call you

if anything happens.

Then put the number into my phone and I'll call you back.

Ms. Li,

Keep him in line for me.

I read Rao Xueman's book

in junior high.

I think I've read "Left Ear".

I've seen the movie "Left Ear,"

based on the novel.

"Secret Fruit" is a story

related to "Left Ear".

No wonder it's so familiar.

Is it a story

about relationships?

I actually only had a crush on one person,

which started when I was very young

and I went on to junior high.

Every detail is painful,

because you are restraining yourself from feeling it.

In junior high school,

I was...

because I wasn't very good at English at the time,

our English teacher,

she was always helping me.

After school,

she asked me to come to her place to make up the lesson.

That teacher

was really beautiful and very nice to me.

If I had the chance to go back,

I might

not be so shy

and might be braver.