你现在躲出来
nǐ xiàn zài duǒ chū lái
岂不是让你那个小妈更加得逞
qǐ bù shì ràng nǐ nà gè xiǎo mā gèng jiā dé chěng
别提起她 我分分钟都不想见到她
bié tí qǐ tā wǒ fēn fēn zhōng doū bù xiǎng jiàn dào tā
我要喝水 冰的
wǒ yào hē shuǐ bīng de
今天圣诞节
jīn tiān shèng dàn jié
谁说圣诞节就不能喝冰水了
shuí shuō shèng dàn jié jiù bù néng hē bīng shuǐ le
你不给我礼物
nǐ bù gěi wǒ lǐ wù
段柏文 你等等我
duàn bǎi wén nǐ děng děng wǒ
能不能每次出现先给一点提示
néng bù néng měi cì chū xiàn xiān gěi yì diǎn tí shì
神出鬼没的 都快把我吓疯了
shén chū guǐ mò de doū kuài bǎ wǒ xià fēng le
那你疯一个给我看
nà nǐ fēng yí gè gěi wǒ kàn
怎么样 是不是特别美
zěn me yàng shì bú shì tè bié měi
凹造型凹的我都认不出来
āo zào xíng āo de wǒ doū rèn bù chū lái
也是辛苦你了
yě shì xīn kǔ nǐ le
别转移话题
bié zhuǎn yí huà tí
你说我这样 是不是可以美晕一条街
nǐ shuō wǒ zhè yàng shì bú shì kě yǐ měi yūn yī tiáo jiē
You're hiding here now.
Wouldn't that make your stepmother even happier?
Don't talk about her.
I don't want to see her for a second.
I want ice water.
But it's Christmas today.
Who says you can't have ice water at Christmas?
If you don't give me a present,
Duan Bowen.
Duan Bowen, wait for me.
Duan Bowen.
Miss Yu,
can you give me a hint
every time you show up?
You always show up out of the blue.
It drives me crazy.
Then show me how crazy you are.
What do you think? Am I beautiful?
I don't even recognize you.
It's been hard on you.
Don't change the subject.
Do you think my beauty can knock out a street like this?
The streets are not knocked out.
I'm going to be knocked out.
Really?
I think you
look like a grocery store today
Get lost.
你现在躲出来
nǐ xiàn zài duǒ chū lái
You're hiding here now.
岂不是让你那个小妈更加得逞
qǐ bù shì ràng nǐ nà gè xiǎo mā gèng jiā dé chěng
Wouldn't that make your stepmother even happier?
别提起她 我分分钟都不想见到她
bié tí qǐ tā wǒ fēn fēn zhōng doū bù xiǎng jiàn dào tā
Don't talk about her.
I don't want to see her for a second.
我要喝水 冰的
wǒ yào hē shuǐ bīng de
I want ice water.
今天圣诞节
jīn tiān shèng dàn jié
But it's Christmas today.
谁说圣诞节就不能喝冰水了
shuí shuō shèng dàn jié jiù bù néng hē bīng shuǐ le
Who says you can't have ice water at Christmas?
你不给我礼物
nǐ bù gěi wǒ lǐ wù
If you don't give me a present,
段柏文
duàn bǎi wén
Duan Bowen.
段柏文 你等等我
duàn bǎi wén nǐ děng děng wǒ
Duan Bowen, wait for me.
段柏文
duàn bǎi wén
Duan Bowen.
我说于大仙
wǒ shuō yú dà xiān
Miss Yu,
能不能每次出现先给一点提示
néng bù néng měi cì chū xiàn xiān gěi yì diǎn tí shì
can you give me a hint
every time you show up?
神出鬼没的 都快把我吓疯了
shén chū guǐ mò de doū kuài bǎ wǒ xià fēng le
You always show up out of the blue.
It drives me crazy.
那你疯一个给我看
nà nǐ fēng yí gè gěi wǒ kàn
Then show me how crazy you are.
怎么样 是不是特别美
zěn me yàng shì bú shì tè bié měi
What do you think? Am I beautiful?
凹造型凹的我都认不出来
āo zào xíng āo de wǒ doū rèn bù chū lái
I don't even recognize you.
也是辛苦你了
yě shì xīn kǔ nǐ le
It's been hard on you.
别转移话题
bié zhuǎn yí huà tí
Don't change the subject.
你说我这样 是不是可以美晕一条街
nǐ shuō wǒ zhè yàng shì bú shì kě yǐ měi yūn yī tiáo jiē
Do you think my beauty can knock out a street like this?
街没晕
jiē méi yūn
The streets are not knocked out.
我倒是晕了
wǒ dǎo shì yūn le
I'm going to be knocked out.
Really?
I think you
look like a grocery store today
Get lost.