把咱们几个都写进去了
bǎ zán men jǐ gè doū xiě jìn qù le
她还说她跟向北川在一起了
tā hái shuō tā gēn xiàng běi chuān zài yì qǐ le
俩人还住在一起
liǎ rén hái zhù zài yì qǐ
他轻轻褪去我
qīng qīng，qīng qīng de tùn qù
这什么玩意 这孩子
zhè shén me wán yì zhè hái zi
又拥抱又 还有接吻
yoù yōng bào yoù hái yǒu jiē wěn
你多大点个孩子 你说你
nǐ duō dà diǎn gè hái zi nǐ shuō nǐ
你再看看里面怎么写我的
nǐ zài kàn kàn lǐ miàn zěn me xiě wǒ de
说我就想夜夜做新郎
shuō wǒ jiù xiǎng yè yè zuò xīn láng
还说我像个发情的公狗
hái shuō wǒ xiàng gè fā qíng de gōng goǔ
那她幸亏没写我
nà tā xìng kuī méi xiě wǒ
女孩身边永远跟着个大妈
nǚ hái shēn biān yǒng yuǎn gēn zhe gè dà mā
这啥啊这是啊 这
zhè shà a zhè shì a zhè
写的什么玩意
xiě de shén me wán yì
这不假的嘛这是啊
zhè bù jiǎ de ma zhè shì a
咱们知道是假的
zán men zhī dào shì jiǎ de
那那些读者 学校
nà nèi xiē dú zhě xué xiào
那北川不能因为这个
nà běi chuān bù néng yīn wèi zhè gè
What did she write?
How could she write such nonsense?
She included all of us in it.
She even said
she's with Xiang Beichuan now
and that they're living together.
Let me see.
"He gently took off my…"
What is this? This kid.
Hugging and... kissing?
She's just a kid.
Look at how she wrote about me.
It says I just want sex every night
and that I'm like a horny dog.
Good thing she didn't mention me.
"There's always an old woman
following the girl around..."
What is this?
What nonsense is this?
This is all made up.
We know it's all made up,
but the readers and the school
don't.
Beichuan can't get fired over this,
right?
Getting fired
would be the mildest punishment.
I have to go and see this Tong Tong.
Do you have her contact info?
Not right now,
but I should be able to find it.
What did she write?
How could she write such nonsense?
She included all of us in it.
把咱们几个都写进去了
bǎ zán men jǐ gè doū xiě jìn qù le
She even said
she's with Xiang Beichuan now
她还说她跟向北川在一起了
tā hái shuō tā gēn xiàng běi chuān zài yì qǐ le
俩人还住在一起
liǎ rén hái zhù zài yì qǐ
and that they're living together.
我看看
wǒ kàn kàn
Let me see.
"He gently took off my…"
他轻轻褪去我
qīng qīng，qīng qīng de tùn qù
What is this? This kid.
这什么玩意 这孩子
zhè shén me wán yì zhè hái zi
Hugging and... kissing?
又拥抱又 还有接吻
yoù yōng bào yoù hái yǒu jiē wěn
你多大点个孩子 你说你
nǐ duō dà diǎn gè hái zi nǐ shuō nǐ
She's just a kid.
你再看看里面怎么写我的
nǐ zài kàn kàn lǐ miàn zěn me xiě wǒ de
Look at how she wrote about me.
说我就想夜夜做新郎
shuō wǒ jiù xiǎng yè yè zuò xīn láng
It says I just want sex every night
and that I'm like a horny dog.
还说我像个发情的公狗
hái shuō wǒ xiàng gè fā qíng de gōng goǔ
Good thing she didn't mention me.
那她幸亏没写我
nà tā xìng kuī méi xiě wǒ
女孩身边永远跟着个大妈
nǚ hái shēn biān yǒng yuǎn gēn zhe gè dà mā
"There's always an old woman
following the girl around..."
这啥啊这是啊 这
zhè shà a zhè shì a zhè
What is this?
What nonsense is this?
写的什么玩意
xiě de shén me wán yì
This is all made up.
这不假的嘛这是啊
zhè bù jiǎ de ma zhè shì a
We know it's all made up,
咱们知道是假的
zán men zhī dào shì jiǎ de
but the readers and the school
那那些读者 学校
nà nèi xiē dú zhě xué xiào
他们知道吗
tā men zhī dào ma
don't.
Beichuan can't get fired over this,
那北川不能因为这个
nà běi chuān bù néng yīn wèi zhè gè
right?
被开除了吧
bèi kāi chú le ba
Getting fired
would be the mildest punishment.
I have to go and see this Tong Tong.
Do you have her contact info?
Not right now,
but I should be able to find it.