韩卡卡被人扒皮了
hán kǎ kǎ bèi rén bā pí le
你看 超多回复
nǐ kàn chāo duō huí fù
要是要让这种人当上了学生会长
yào shì yào ràng zhè zhǒng rén dāng shàng le xué shēng huì cháng
现在是真是假都不知道呢
xiàn zài shì zhēn shì jiǎ doū bù zhī dào ne
虽然我也不喜欢韩卡卡
suī rán wǒ yě bù xǐ huān hán kǎ kǎ
但是这种人身攻击也太过分了吧
dàn shì zhè zhǒng rén shēn gōng jī yě tài guò fēn le ba
你说是吧斯斯
nǐ shuō shì ba sī sī
是啊我也觉得有点过分
shì a wǒ yě jué de yǒu diǎn guò fèn
我听说她家境不怎么好
wǒ tīng shuō tā jiā jìng bù zěn me hǎo
可她整天用名牌
kě tā zhěng tiān yòng míng pái
你说这都是谁给她买的呀
nǐ shuō zhè doū shì shuí gěi tā mǎi de ya
学生会请投韩卡卡一票 谢谢
xué shēng huì qǐng toú hán kǎ kǎ yī piào xiè xiè
帖子上说的不会是真的吧
tiě zǐ shàng shuō de bú huì shì zhēn de ba
到底是谁发的帖子
dào dǐ shì shuí fā de tiě zǐ
那个帖子我看过了
nà gè tiě zǐ wǒ kàn guò le
之前没有任何发帖记录
zhī qián méi yǒu rèn hé fā tiě jì lù
明显就是新注册的
míng xiǎn jiù shì xīn zhù cè de
很明显故意黑你的
hěn míng xiǎn gù yì hēi nǐ de
你们快看 又有人回复了
nǐ men kuài kàn yoù yǒu rén huí fù le
李老师今天请假
lǐ lǎo shī jīn tiān qǐng jià
这节课改上数学
zhè jié kè gǎi shàng shù xué
李老师今天为什么没来
lǐ lǎo shī jīn tiān wèi shén me méi lái
是个男人别跟着我
shì gè nán rén bié gēn zhe wǒ
你怎么在这儿啊
nǐ zěn me zài zhè ér a
我约了人去网吧打魔兽
wǒ yuē le rén qù wǎng bā dǎ mó shoù
我今天晚上要去钢琴老师家练琴
wǒ jīn tiān wǎn shàng yào qù gāng qín lǎo shī jiā liàn qín
就不和你一起了
jiù bù hé nǐ yì qǐ le
我明天帮你带早餐
wǒ míng tiān bāng nǐ dài zǎo cān
我猜你肯定不是去网吧
wǒ cāi nǐ kěn dìng bú shì qù wǎng bā
我去不去网吧跟你有什么关系
wǒ qù bù qù wǎng bā gēn nǐ yoǔ shén me guān xì
那就跟我去算了酒吧咯
nà jiù gēn wǒ qù suàn le jiǔ bā gē
于池子是个傻子
yú chí zi shì gè shǎ zi
你真没必要利用她
nǐ zhēn méi bì yào lì yòng tā
你不会把酒吧的事告诉她了吧
nǐ bú huì bǎ jiǔ ba de shì gào sù tā le ba
我可对别人的私生活没兴趣
wǒ kě duì bié rén de sī shēng huó méi xìng qù
[爱对了是爱情 爱错了是青春]
ài duì le shì ài qíng ài cuò le shì qīng chūn
应该说对不起的是我
yīng gāi shuō duì bù qǐ de shì wǒ
我明天出趟海 海上没信号
wǒ míng tiān chū tàng hǎi hǎi shàng méi xìn hào
我想清静几天
wǒ xiǎng qīng jìng jǐ tiān
如果她要回来的话
rú guǒ tā yào huí lái de huà
池子 快起床了 吃饭
chí zi kuài qǐ chuáng le chī fàn
妈今天周未
mā jīn tiān zhōu wèi
我怎么说好呢
wǒ zěn me shuō hǎo ne
你长的帅吗
nǐ zhǎng de shuài ma
[你想知道我是谁吗]
nǐ xiǎng zhī dào wǒ shì shuí ma
你想知道我是谁吗 明天七点海边见
nǐ xiǎng zhī dào wǒ shì shuí ma míng tiān qī diǎn hǎi biān jiàn
[明天七点海边见]
míng tiān qī diǎn hǎi biān jiàn
我跟你说横刀约我见面了
wǒ gēn nǐ shuō héng dāo yuē wǒ jiàn miàn le
我有点紧张
wǒ yǒu diǎn jǐn zhāng
紧张什么呀 我帮你好好打扮
jǐn zhāng shén me ya wǒ bāng nǐ hǎo hǎo dǎ bàn
没有什么合适不合适的
méi yǒu shén me hé shì bù hé shì de
不过你这样算不算劈腿
bù guò nǐ zhè yàng suàn bù suàn pī tuǐ
他应该不会在意的
tā yīng gāi bú huì zài yì de
就是见个面而已嘛
jiù shì jiàn gè miàn ér yǐ ma
万一他比段柏文还帅的话
wàn yī tā bǐ duàn bǎi wén hái shuài de huà
那你岂不是很难选
nà nǐ qǐ bù shì hěn nán xuǎn
段柏文帅吗
duàn bǎi wén shuài ma
我怎么没觉得
wǒ zěn me méi jué de
可能是看腻了吧
kě néng shì kàn nì le ba
好了好了 明天见
hǎo le hǎo le míng tiān jiàn
明天见 拜拜
míng tiān jiàn bài bài
我跟你说个事
wǒ gēn nǐ shuō gè shì
横刀约我见面
héng dāo yuē wǒ jiàn miàn
你说我能答应吗
nǐ shuō wǒ néng dā yìng ma
你想见就见呗
nǐ xiǎng jiàn jiù jiàn bei
你就不怕我有危险
nǐ jiù bù pà wǒ yoǔ wēi xiǎn
横刀没有危险我就谢天谢地了
héng dāo méi yǒu wēi xiǎn wǒ jiù xiè tiān xiè dì le
我还等着他填坑呢
wǒ hái děng zhe tā tián kēng ne
我在你心里是不是一文不值
wǒ zài nǐ xīn lǐ shì bú shì yī wén bù zhí
怎么样也值两钱吧
zěn me yàng yě zhí liǎng qián ba
你明天早上记得帮我带早餐
nǐ míng tiān zǎo shàng jì de bāng wǒ dài zǎo cān
你就是段柏文
nǐ jiù shì duàn bǎi wén
我去那种无人的小岛去找你
wǒ qù nà zhǒng wú rén de xiǎo dǎo qù zhǎo nǐ
你被绑在一棵树上
nǐ bèi bǎng zài yī kē shù shàng
然后我特别高兴的跑过去给你解绳子
rán hòu wǒ tè bié gāo xìng de pǎo guò qù gěi nǐ jiě shéng zi
解着解着 你猜怎么着
jiě zhe jiě zhe nǐ cāi zěn me zhāo
那个不是绳子
nà gè bú shì shéng zi
是这么粗的一条蛇
shì zhè me cū de yī tiáo shé
乖蕾蕾 不怕不怕
guāi lěi lěi bù pà bù pà
蕾蕾 不怕不怕
lěi lěi bù pà bù pà
我当时就被吓醒了
wǒ dāng shí jiù bèi xià xǐng le
最难受的是
zuì nán shòu de shì
醒过来你不在我身边
xǐng guò lái nǐ bù zài wǒ shēn biān
今天我们出去吃
jīn tiān wǒ men chū qù chī
你跟我不熟 但你跟我老师很熟
nǐ gēn wǒ bù shú dàn nǐ gēn wǒ lǎo shī hěn shú
你老师是谁啊
nǐ lǎo shī shì shuí a
所以你来找我想说什么
suǒ yǐ nǐ lái zhǎo wǒ xiǎng shuō shí mǒ
不管你们是什么关系
bù guǎn nǐ men shì shén me guān xì
都请你不要再纠缠她了
doū qǐng nǐ bú yào zài jiū chán tā le
小子 你到我这儿来 来威胁我
xiǎo zi nǐ dào wǒ zhè ér lái lái wēi xié wǒ
李珥是你老师
li ěr shì nǐ lǎo shī
这个老师的私生活好像不归你管吧
zhè gè lǎo shī de sī shēng huó hǎo xiàng bù guī nǐ guǎn ba
她不仅仅是我的老师
tā bù jǐn jǐn shì wǒ de lǎo shī
很尊敬的人
hěn zūn jìng de rén
如果你喜欢她
rú guǒ nǐ xǐ huān tā
就不要继续让她为难了
jiù bú yào jì xù ràng tā wéi nán le
我知道你叫张漾
wǒ zhī dào nǐ jiào zhāng yàng
大家都是男人
dà jiā doū shì nán rén
去纠缠一个不爱你的女人 有意义吗
qù jiū chán yí gè bù ài nǐ de nǚ rén yǒu yì yì ma
你不叫张漾
nǐ bù jiào zhāng yàng
废话 老子当然不是张漾了
fèi huà lǎo zi dāng rán bú shì zhāng yàng le
那 那天她来这里干嘛
nà nà tiān tā lái zhè lǐ gàn mɑ
你老师以前在这儿混的时候
nǐ lǎo shī yǐ qián zài zhè ér hùn de shí hòu
你还在上小学
nǐ hái zài shàng xiǎo xué
老师 她以前经常来这里吗
lǎo shī tā yǐ qián jīng cháng lái zhè lǐ ma
她跟我这儿一个驻唱歌手
tā gēn wǒ zhè ér yí gè zhù chàng gē shoǔ
她们俩是好朋友
tā men liǎ shì hǎo péng you
她叫吧啦是吧
tā jiào ba la shì ba
上哪打听的这些小道消息
shàng nǎ dǎ tīng de zhèi xiē xiǎo dào xiāo xī
但是我得警告你
dàn shì wǒ de jǐng gào nǐ
千万别让张漾知道
qiān wàn bié ràng zhāng yàng zhī dào
否则他要收拾你
fǒu zé tā yào shōu shí nǐ
张漾到底是干什么的
zhāng yàng dào dǐ shì gàn shén me de
老师怎么可能找一个土匪当男朋友
lǎo shī zěn me kě néng zhǎo yí gè tǔ fěi dāng nán péng yǒu
你不了解你老师
nǐ bù liǎo jiě nǐ lǎo shī
有些事情 等你长大了就知道了
yǒu xiē shì qíng děng nǐ zhǎng dà le jiù zhī dào le
教务处的秦老师有话跟大家说
jiào wù chù de qín lǎo shī yoǔ huà gēn dà jiā shuō
河马怎么来了
hé mǎ zěn me lái le
还能来干嘛
hái néng lái gàn mɑ
同学们 上课之前我先说个事
tóng xué men shàng kè zhī qián wǒ xiān shuō gè shì
最近学校论坛上出现了一些
zuì jìn xué xiào lùn tán shàng chū xiàn le yī xiē
针对某位同学不友好的帖子
zhēn duì moǔ wèi tóng xué bù yǒu hǎo de tiě zǐ
肯定是韩卡卡
kěn dìng shì hán kǎ kǎ
学校已经开始调查了
xué xiào yǐ jīng kāi shǐ diào chá le
我希望大家不要看也不要回复
wǒ xī wàng dà jiā bù yào kàn yě bú yào huí fù
老师 是韩卡卡那个帖吗
lǎo shī shì hán kǎ kǎ nà gè tiē ma
你知道那个帖子是谁发的吗
nǐ zhī dào nà gè tiě zǐ shì shuí fā de ma
我可不关心这些
wǒ kě bù guān xīn zhèi xiē
我再重申一次
wǒ zài chóng shēn yī cì
类似打架斗殴
lèi sì dǎ jià dòu ōu
散播不实言论
sàn bō bù shí yán lùn
诸如此类的事情 绝对不能再发生
zhū rú cǐ lèi de shì qíng jué duì bù néng zài fā shēng
就去楼上约茶见
jiù qù lóu shàng yuē chá jiàn
好了 我就说这么多
hǎo le wǒ jiù shuō zhè me duō
请同学们上课吧
qǐng tóng xué men shàng kè ba
学校已经让版主删帖了
xué xiào yǐ jīng ràng bǎn zhǔ shān tiē le
真是便宜她们了
zhēn shì biàn yí tā men le
以前支持我们的人全都跑去支持她们了
yǐ qián zhī chí wǒ men de rén quán dōu pǎo qù zhī chí tā men le
我发现了一件事
wǒ fā xiàn le yī jiàn shì
我查了那个黑你的ID
wǒ chá le nà gè hēi nǐ de ID
有个博客的跟那个人的名字一模一样
yoǔ gè bó kè de gēn nà gè rén de míng zì yī mú yī yàng
叫什么杀死那些萝莉
jiào shén me shā sǐ nèi xiē luó lì
什么鬼名字 能查的出来是谁吗
shén me guǐ míng zì néng chá de chū lái shì shuí ma
全都是非主流的日志
quán dōu shì fēi zhǔ liú de rì zhì
会不会是斯嘉丽呀
huì bù huì shì sī jiā lì ya
这次卡卡被黑
zhè cì kǎ kǎ bèi hēi
最高兴的不就是斯嘉丽吗
zuì gāo xìng de bù jiù shì sī jiā lì ma
斯嘉丽那种白莲花怎么会用这种博客名
sī jiā lì nà zhǒng bái lián huā zěn me huì yòng zhè zhǒng bó kè míng
学校准备办校刊
xué jiào zhǔn bèi bàn xiào kān
我准备推荐你们两个去当主编 有兴趣吗
wǒ zhǔn bèi tuī jiàn nǐ men liǎng gè qù dāng zhǔ biān yǒu xìng qù ma
我以前没有做过 我不知道行不行
wǒ yǐ qián méi yǒu zuò guò wǒ bù zhī dào héng bù xíng
你什么时候变这么谦虚了
nǐ shén me shí hòu biàn zhè me qiān xū le
一点都不像你
yì diǎn doū bù xiàng nǐ
放心吧我会帮你的
fàng xīn ba wǒ huì bāng nǐ de
我干嘛要你帮
wǒ gàn mɑ yào nǐ bāng
你从小都这么臭屁吗
nǐ cóng xiǎo doū zhè me chòu pì ma
你从小就这么自私吗
nǐ cóng xiǎo jiù zhè me zì sī ma
也就于池子这样的傻子
yě jiù yú chí zi zhè yàng de shǎ zi
才会这么为你赴汤蹈火
cái huì zhè me wèi nǐ fù tāng dǎo huǒ
我决定告诉你一个秘密
wǒ jué dìng gào sù nǐ yí gè mì mì
你的秘密我可没兴趣
nǐ de mì mì wǒ kě méi xìng qù
小耳朵老师博客也没兴趣啊
xiǎo ěr duǒ lǎo shī bó kè yě méi xìng qù a
快走吧 我们要迟到了
kuài zoǔ ba wǒ men yào chí dào le
你现在躲出来
nǐ xiàn zài duǒ chū lái
岂不是让你那个小妈更加得逞
qǐ bù shì ràng nǐ nà gè xiǎo mā gèng jiā dé chěng
别提起她 我分分钟都不想见到她
bié tí qǐ tā wǒ fēn fēn zhōng doū bù xiǎng jiàn dào tā
我要喝水 冰的
wǒ yào hē shuǐ bīng de
今天圣诞节
jīn tiān shèng dàn jié
谁说圣诞节就不能喝冰水了
shuí shuō shèng dàn jié jiù bù néng hē bīng shuǐ le
你不给我礼物
nǐ bù gěi wǒ lǐ wù
段柏文 你等等我
duàn bǎi wén nǐ děng děng wǒ
能不能每次出现先给一点提示
néng bù néng měi cì chū xiàn xiān gěi yì diǎn tí shì
神出鬼没的 都快把我吓疯了
shén chū guǐ mò de doū kuài bǎ wǒ xià fēng le
那你疯一个给我看
nà nǐ fēng yí gè gěi wǒ kàn
怎么样 是不是特别美
zěn me yàng shì bú shì tè bié měi
凹造型凹的我都认不出来
āo zào xíng āo de wǒ doū rèn bù chū lái
也是辛苦你了
yě shì xīn kǔ nǐ le
别转移话题
bié zhuǎn yí huà tí
你说我这样 是不是可以美晕一条街
nǐ shuō wǒ zhè yàng shì bú shì kě yǐ měi yūn yī tiáo jiē
我觉得你今天特别
wǒ jué de nǐ jīn tiān tè bié
段柏文 你等等我
duàn bǎi wén nǐ děng děng wǒ
我就要去见横刀网友了
wǒ jiù yào qù jiàn héng dāo wǎng yǒu le
你没什么想跟我说的吗
nǐ méi shén me xiǎng gēn wǒ shuō de ma
别怪我没提醒你
bié guài wǒ méi tí xǐng nǐ
网友都是见光死
wǎng yǒu doū shì jiàn guāng sǐ
那你的意思是我死还是他死
nà nǐ de yì sī shì wǒ sǐ hái shì tā sǐ
以你的颜值还有他的审美来推断
yǐ nǐ de yán zhí hái yǒu tā de shěn měi lái tuī duàn
估计你们俩得一块死
gū jì nǐ men liǎ de yí kuài sǐ
会不会聊天
huì bù huì liáo tiān
我当然会聊天
wǒ dāng rán huì liáo tiān
不然你说你要聊几块钱的
bù rán nǐ shuō nǐ yào liáo jǐ kuài qián de
我给你打九折
wǒ gěi nǐ dǎ jǐu zhé
这句里面有个通假字
zhè jù lǐ miàn yoǔ gè tōng jiǎ zì
谁能告诉我是哪一个
shuí néng gào sù wǒ shì nǎ yī ge
说通悦是高兴的意思
shuō tōng yuè shì gāo xìng de yì sī
这句话整句翻译过来就是
zhè jù huà zhěng jù fān yì guò lái jiù shì
秦王一定很高兴地召见我
qín wáng yí dìng hěn gāo xìng de zhào jiàn wǒ
当上语文课代表之后洗心革面了
dāng shàng yǔ wén kè dài biǎo zhī hòu xǐ xīn gé miàn le
这很简单好不好
zhè hěn jiǎn dān hǎo bù hǎo
你看我里面这件好看吗
nǐ kàn wǒ lǐ miàn zhè jiàn hǎo kàn ma
这也太幼稚了吧
zhè yě tài yòu zhì le ba
幼稚吗 这可是我新买的
yòu zhì ma zhè kě shì wǒ xīn mǎi de
文艺青年是不会喜欢这种的
wén yì qīng nián shì bú huì xǐ huān zhè zhǒng de
那他们喜欢哪种
nà tā men xǐ huān nǎ zhǒng
他们 一般都喜欢那种
tā men yì bān doū xǐ huān nà zhǒng
长发飘飘呀 白色长裙什么的
cháng fà piāo piāo ya bái sè cháng qún shén me de
可是我没有白色长裙
kě shì wǒ méi yǒu bái sè cháng qún
我有啊 放学去我家
wǒ yoǔ a fàng xué qù wǒ jiā
我帮你好好打扮打扮
wǒ bāng nǐ hǎo hǎo dǎ bàn dǎ bàn
真不能理解 你竟然会喜欢这种文
zhēn bù néng lǐ jiě nǐ jìng rán huì xǐ huān zhè zhǒng wén
很好看的 你试试看嘛
hěn hǎo kàn de nǐ shì shì kàn ma
一看就停不下来
yī kàn jiù tíng bù xià lái
我才不像你呢
wǒ cái bù xiàng nǐ ne
少女心爆棚
shào nǚ xīn bào péng
这件我穿大了 你应该能穿
zhè jiàn wǒ chuān dà le nǐ yīng gāi néng chuān
我最近看了本书
wǒ zuì jìn kàn le běn shū
说医学研究证明
shuō yī xué yán jiū zhèng míng
两个人之间产生爱情
liǎng gè rén zhī jiān chǎn shēng ài qíng
是因为他们身体里的费洛蒙
shì yīn wèi tā men shēn tǐ lǐ de fèi luò méng
简单地说就是
jiǎn dān de shuō jiù shì
如果你身上的香味很和对方的胃口
rú guǒ nǐ shēn shàng de xiāng wèi hěn hé duì fāng de wèi kǒu
那么他就会喜欢上你
nà me tā jiù huì xǐ huān shàng nǐ
你的意思就是说
nǐ de yì sī jiù shì shuō
只要你知道他喜欢什么味道
zhǐ yào nǐ zhī dào tā xǐ huān shén me wèi dào
你们两个就可以在一起
nǐ men liǎng gè jiù kě yǐ zài yì qǐ
来 选一瓶吧
lái xuǎn yī píng ba
不要了 肯定很贵
bú yào le kěn dìng hěn guì
咱们俩谁跟谁 这买一送一的
zán men liǎ shuí gēn shuí zhè mǎi yī sòng yī de
我又没有男朋友 就给你了
wǒ yoù méi yǒu nán péng yǒu jiù gěi nǐ le
我不要 还是你留着吧
wǒ bú yào hái shì nǐ liú zhe ba
话说 你去见横刀
huà shuō nǐ qù jiàn héng dāo
段柏文不知道
duàn bǎi wén bù zhī dào
他应该不会介意的吧
tā yīng gāi bú huì jiè yì de ba
那你可要小心咯
nà nǐ kě yào xiǎo xīn gē
男生表面上越是不介意
nán shēng biǎo miàn shàng yuè shì bù jiè yì
其实内心越介意
qí shí nèi xīn yuè jiè yì
看来你很了解他嘛
kàn lái nǐ hěn liǎo jiě tā ma
所以你是在紧张咯
suǒ yǐ nǐ shì zài jǐn zhāng gē
好了 时间不早了
hǎo le shí jiān bù zǎo le
你快点换衣服吧
nǐ kuài diǎn huàn yī fú ba
去见你的横刀大侠吧
qù jiàn nǐ de héng dāo dà xiá ba
怎么会是他呀
zěn me huì shì tā ya
饭好了 出来吃饭
fàn hǎo le chū lái chī fàn
你这又怎么了
nǐ zhè yoù zěn me le
让我死了算了
ràng wǒ sǐ le suàn le
丢死人了 丢死人了
diū sǐ rén le diū sǐ rén le
我刚下钢琴课 你们见面了吗
wǒ gāng xià gāng qín kè nǐ men jiàn miàn le ma
怎么样啊 帅吗
zěn me yàng a shuài ma
陌生网友见面挺危险的
mò shēng wǎng yǒu jiàn miàn tǐng wēi xiǎn de
然后我就没去
rán hòu wǒ jiù méi qù
饭好了 出来吃饭
fàn hǎo le chū lái chī fàn
我妈叫我吃饭了
wǒ mā jiào wǒ chī fàn le
明天见 亲爱的
míng tiān jiàn qīn ài de
[English subtitles are available.]
Princess Sisi!
Look at this.
Han Kaka's true face has been revealed.
Really?
It's true.
Look, there are so many comments.
Let me see.
So terrible.
Why do you say that?
If a girl like that were
to become president of the student council.
We're the ones in trouble.
We don't even know if it's true now.
Though I don't like Han Kaka.
But this kind of personal attack is too much, isn't it?
You say so, don't you, Sisi?
Yeah, I think it's a bit much, too.
But I was told
she doesn't have a wealthy family.
But she wears designer clothes every day.
Who's buying all this for her?
Oh, my God.
Please vote for Han Kaka in the election
for the student council President. Thank you.
What they say on the Internet
is not true, is it?
Of course not.
Who the hell is posting this?
I read that post.
That account has no previous posting history,
apparently it's newly registered.
Obviously it's a deliberate attempt
to smear you.
Look at that. Another reply.
Ms. Li took the day off.
This lesson changed to math.
We're about to take a math test.
Why didn't Ms. Li come today?
I don't know.
If you're a man, don't follow me.
Why are you here?
Let's go home together.
You go home first.
I'm going to an Internet cafe to play Warcraft.
Go home first.
I'm going to the piano teacher's house tonight,
so I won't join you.
All right.
I'll bring you breakfast tomorrow.
Okay.
Bye-bye.
I bet you're not going to an Internet cafe.
What does this have to do with you?
Then come with me to the Suan Le Bar.
I'm telling you,
Yu Chi-zi is a fool.
You'd better not use her.
You're not going to tell her
about the bar, are you?
I'm not interested in other people's private lives.
To love the right person is true love,
to love the wrong person is youthful innocence.
I'm sorry.
I'm the one who should say I'm sorry.
I'm going out to sea tomorrow.
There's no signal there.
I want to get some peace and quiet.
Okay.
Son,
if she were to come back.
Don't argue with her.
Chi-zi, get up and eat.
Mom, it's Sunday.
He's on-line.
What should I say?
Are you good-looking?
It's too straightforward.
Hero Hengdao.
No, no. no.
Let's have a meet, hero.
It's weird.
[You want to know who I am? ]
[I'll see you at the beach tomorrow at 7:00.]
Sisi.
Hengdao asked me to meet him.
Congratulations.
But
I'm a little nervous.
Why are you nervous?
I'll help you get dressed.
Is this okay?
That's okay.
But does that count as cheating?
I don't think so.
He won't care.
It's just a meeting.
If he's more attractive than Duan Bowen.
Then you'll have a hard time choosing.
Is Duan Bowen attractive?
Why don't I think so?
Maybe I'm tired of watching him.
All right. See you tomorrow.
See you tomorrow. Bye.
Duan Bowen.
Keep it a secret.
Let me tell you something.
Hengdao asked me to meet him.
Do you think I can say yes?
If you want to see him, just do that.
Aren't you afraid I'm in danger?
I am more afraid he is in danger.
I'm still waiting for him
to continue updating the novel.
Am I worthless in your mind?
Maybe just worth two bucks.
Remember to bring me
breakfast tomorrow morning.
Okay.
Duan Bowen?
I dreamt
I was going to one
of those deserted islands to find you.
I suddenly saw you
tied to a tree.
And then I ran over to untie you.
You know what?
What's up?
That's not a rope.
It's such a thick snake.
Leilei, don't be afraid.
Don't be afraid.
It woke me up right then.
The hardest part is that
I wake up and you're not there for me.
Come on, come on.
You're up.
We're going out to eat today.
I'll order takeout.
Suan Le Bar
Can I help you?
Do I know you?
You don't know me,
but you know my teacher well.
Who's your teacher?
Li Er.
So you came to me
with something to say, right?
I'd like to tell you that
whatever your relationship is,
please leave her alone.
Kid, you come to me
and you threaten me, right?
Li Er is your teacher.
You don't seem to be in charge
of your teacher's private life, do you?
She isn't just my teacher.
She's someone
I respect a lot.
If you like her,
stop giving her a hard time.
Nonsense.
I know your name is Zhang Yang.
We're all men.
Is there any point in pestering a woman
who doesn't love you?
My name is Zhang Yang?
Aren't you Zhang Yang?
Of course I'm not Zhang Yang.
So, what was she doing here that day?
She can't come?
When your teacher used to play here.
You're still in elementary school.
Did she come here often?
It used to be.
She's good friends with a resident singer
in my bar.
A resident singer?
She's called Bala, right?
Yes.
Where'd you get all this gossip?
But I have to warn you.
Don't let Zhang Yang know about this.
Otherwise, he's going to take care of you.
What exactly does Zhang Yang do?
A bandit.
Bandit?
How could she find a bandit
to be her boyfriend?
You don't know your teacher.
She has unusual taste.
Kid,
there are some things you'll know
when you're older.
Quiet down for a minute.
Mr. Qin from the Education Office
has something to say to you.
Why is "Hippo" here?
What else could he be doing here?
Must be looking for trouble.
Everyone, I'll say something before class.
Recently there have been some,
unfriendly posts on school BBSs
targeting a classmate.
It must be Han Kaka.
The school is already investigating it.
I hope you don't view or reply.
Sir, is this about the Han Kaka?
Do you know who made that post?
I don't care about that.
I'll say it again.
Things like fights,
spreading untruths, etc.,
should never happen again.
Otherwise,
those who break the rules will meet me upstairs.
Okay, that's all I have to say.
Please start class.
The school has asked the moderator
to remove the post.
That's a big advantage for them.
The people who supported us
before all went to support them.
Listen,
I've discovered something.
What is it?
I looked up the ID that smeared you.
There's a blogger
with the exact same name as that guy.
It's called "Kill those Lori".
What kind of name is that?
Can you find out who it is?
It's all non-mainstream journaling.
Do you have a picture?
Could it be Scarlett?
Isn't Scarlett the one who got
the most out of Kaka's defamation?
It's not like that.
How could a soft-spoken person
like Scarlett use a blog name like that?
The school is preparing a school journal.
I'm going to recommend you two
for editor-in-chief. Are you interested?
Yeah, sure.
School journal?
I've never done it before. I don't know if I can.
When did you become so modest?
Not like you at all.
I am just pretending.
Don't worry, I'll help you.
Why do I need your help?
Have you always been this self-righteous
since you were a kid?
Have you been so selfish
since you were a child?
It's only a fool like Yu Chi-zi
who would go to such lengths for you.
I've decided to tell you a secret.
I'm not interested in your secrets.
You're not interested
in the Ms. Little Ear's blog either?
Come on, let's go. We're gonna be late.
You're hiding here now.
Wouldn't that make your stepmother even happier?
Don't talk about her.
I don't want to see her for a second.
I want ice water.
But it's Christmas today.
Who says you can't have ice water at Christmas?
If you don't give me a present,
Duan Bowen.
Duan Bowen, wait for me.
Duan Bowen.
Miss Yu,
can you give me a hint
every time you show up?
You always show up out of the blue.
It drives me crazy.
Then show me how crazy you are.
What do you think? Am I beautiful?
I don't even recognize you.
It's been hard on you.
Don't change the subject.
Do you think my beauty can knock out a street like this?
The streets are not knocked out.
I'm going to be knocked out.
Really?
I think you
look like a grocery store today
Get lost.
Wait for me.
Duan Bowen, wait for me.
I'm going to meet Hengdao.
Don't you have anything to say to me?
None.
Don't blame me for not warning you.
Netizens are usually disappointed after meeting.
Do you mean I'll be disappointed
or he'll be disappointed?
Based on your looks and his aesthetic.
I guess you two will be disappointed together.
Do you really know how to chat?
Of course I know.
Or you tell me how long you want to talk,
and I'll charge you by the hour.
I'll give you 10% off.
There's a interchangeable word in this sentence.
Can someone tell me which one it is?
Duan Bowen?
"Yue“ means to be pleased.
This translates to
"The King of Qin must be pleased
to summon me."
Emperor Qin will be happy to see me.
Very good. Sit down.
Not bad, Duan.
You changed your mind when you
became the representative of Chinese course.
It's simple, okay?
Do you think this one looks good on me?
That's childish, isn't it?
Childish? It's a new T-shirt.
A boy who loves literature won't like this.
So which do they like?
They like the kind of girl with long,
flowing hair and a long white dress.
But I don't have a white dress.
I do. Come to my house after school.
I'll help you get dressed up.
I don't understand how you like that novel.
It's all unrealistic fantasy.
It's wonderful. Try reading it.
I can't stop at first glance.
I don't have the mind
of a teenage girl like you.
This one's too big for me.
You should be able to wear it.
It's beautiful.
Are you giving it to me?
I read a book recently.
I recently read a book
that said medical research proves love
between two people
is because of the pheromones in their bodies.
Simply put,
if the smell on you makes him like it,
then he'll like you.
What you're saying is.
As long as you know what flavor he likes.
You two can be together.
Come on, pick one.
No, it must be expensive.
Take it.
He likes it.
Who?
Duan Bowen.
I shouldn't take it.
It's a buy-one-get-one-free deal.
I don't have a boyfriend, so you can take it.
I don't want it. You can keep it.
By the way, you go to see Hengdao.
Duan Bowen doesn't know that?
I don't think he'll mind.
Well, you'll have to be careful.
The more careless the boy seems,
the more he cares.
You seem to know him well.
So you're nervous.
Not at all.
Well, it's getting late.
You should change your clothes.
Go and see your hero Hengdao.
It's embarrassing.
How could it be him?
Can't believe it.
Dinner's ready. Come out and eat.
I'm not hungry.
What's wrong with you?
Just let me die.
I'm too embarrassing!
I just had my piano lesson.
Have you guys met?
Actually...
How is he? Is he hot?
I didn't go to see him today.
Why?
I think it's dangerous
to meet strange people.
So I didn't go.
Dinner's ready. Come and eat.
My mom called me for dinner.
See you tomorrow, dear.
Hi there.
Are you Hengdao?
Yu Chi-zi.
"Secret Fruit",
Sweet fruit.
It's about love, right?
I had a lot of secrets when I was a kid.
Of course I have a secret.
My crush from school
is now the father of my child.
Back when I was learning to draw,
I liked a girl in the class,
and I didn't know
how to express my thoughts,
and then I would draw her every day,
maybe a nose today
and a mouth tomorrow,
just not all of her,
for fear of her finding out.
Suddenly one day,
I had an extra piece of eraser on my desk,
There was a note underneath it.
It says, "You're drawing me, right?
That's when I found out
my secret had been discovered.
Although I regret it now,
I'd like to state this first.
At that time,
I imagined myself to be
like the heroine
of a TV series every day.
Let's say he was playing a game
in an Internet Cafe
and I would hide in the corner
of the Cafe and watch.
I was a particularly
well-behaved kid at the time,
and I didn't dare go
into the Internet Cafe,
but I went in for him
and hid in a corner to peek at him.
Or he came to school for a class
and I hid in the corner of the stairs
to peek at him.
I'm one of those girls
who'd be happy to see him from afar.
But now that I think about it,
I feel like I watched
too many idol-dramas at that time,
I had too much faith,
I felt like he must like me,
like that.
I don't think it's possible
to make up for some of this,
even if we meet again
and talk about it jokingly
but in fact I think it's certainly awkward.
[English subtitles are available.]
秘果
mì guǒ
第3集
dì 3 jí
斯斯公主
sī sī gōng zhǔ
Princess Sisi!
你快看这个
nǐ kuài kàn zhè gè
Look at this.
韩卡卡被人扒皮了
hán kǎ kǎ bèi rén bā pí le
Han Kaka's true face has been revealed.
不会吧
bú huì ba
Really?
真的
zhēn de
It's true.
你看 超多回复
nǐ kàn chāo duō huí fù
Look, there are so many comments.
我看看
wǒ kàn kàn
Let me see.
这么惨
zhè me cǎn
So terrible.
什么呀
shén me ya
Why do you say that?
要是要让这种人当上了学生会长
yào shì yào ràng zhè zhǒng rén dāng shàng le xué shēng huì cháng
If a girl like that were
to become president of the student council.
咱们才惨呢
zán men cái cǎn ne
We're the ones in trouble.
现在是真是假都不知道呢
xiàn zài shì zhēn shì jiǎ doū bù zhī dào ne
We don't even know if it's true now.
虽然我也不喜欢韩卡卡
suī rán wǒ yě bù xǐ huān hán kǎ kǎ
Though I don't like Han Kaka.
但是这种人身攻击也太过分了吧
dàn shì zhè zhǒng rén shēn gōng jī yě tài guò fēn le ba
But this kind of personal attack is too much, isn't it?
你说是吧斯斯
nǐ shuō shì ba sī sī
You say so, don't you, Sisi?
是啊我也觉得有点过分
shì a wǒ yě jué de yǒu diǎn guò fèn
Yeah, I think it's a bit much, too.
不过
bù guò
But I was told
我听说她家境不怎么好
wǒ tīng shuō tā jiā jìng bù zěn me hǎo
she doesn't have a wealthy family.
可她整天用名牌
kě tā zhěng tiān yòng míng pái
But she wears designer clothes every day.
你说这都是谁给她买的呀
nǐ shuō zhè doū shì shuí gěi tā mǎi de ya
Who's buying all this for her?
天呐
tiān ne
Oh, my God.
学生会请投韩卡卡一票 谢谢
xué shēng huì qǐng toú hán kǎ kǎ yī piào xiè xiè
Please vote for Han Kaka in the election
for the student council President. Thank you.
帖子上说的不会是真的吧
tiě zǐ shàng shuō de bú huì shì zhēn de ba
What they say on the Internet
is not true, is it?
你放屁
nǐ fàng pì
Of course not.
到底是谁发的帖子
dào dǐ shì shuí fā de tiě zǐ
Who the hell is posting this?
那个帖子我看过了
nà gè tiě zǐ wǒ kàn guò le
I read that post.
之前没有任何发帖记录
zhī qián méi yǒu rèn hé fā tiě jì lù
That account has no previous posting history,
明显就是新注册的
míng xiǎn jiù shì xīn zhù cè de
apparently it's newly registered.
很明显故意黑你的
hěn míng xiǎn gù yì hēi nǐ de
Obviously it's a deliberate attempt
to smear you.
你们快看 又有人回复了
nǐ men kuài kàn yoù yǒu rén huí fù le
Look at that. Another reply.
李老师今天请假
lǐ lǎo shī jīn tiān qǐng jià
Ms. Li took the day off.
这节课改上数学
zhè jié kè gǎi shàng shù xué
This lesson changed to math.
随堂测验
suí táng cè yàn
We're about to take a math test.
李老师今天为什么没来
lǐ lǎo shī jīn tiān wèi shén me méi lái
Why didn't Ms. Li come today?
我也不知道
wǒ yě bù zhī dào
I don't know.
是个男人别跟着我
shì gè nán rén bié gēn zhe wǒ
If you're a man, don't follow me.
你怎么在这儿啊
nǐ zěn me zài zhè ér a
Why are you here?
一起回家吧
yì qǐ huí jiā ba
Let's go home together.
你先回去吧
nǐ xiān huí qù ba
You go home first.
我约了人去网吧打魔兽
wǒ yuē le rén qù wǎng bā dǎ mó shoù
I'm going to an Internet cafe to play Warcraft.
你先走吧
nǐ xiān zoǔ ba
Go home first.
我今天晚上要去钢琴老师家练琴
wǒ jīn tiān wǎn shàng yào qù gāng qín lǎo shī jiā liàn qín
I'm going to the piano teacher's house tonight,
就不和你一起了
jiù bù hé nǐ yì qǐ le
so I won't join you.
好吧
hǎo ba
All right.
我明天帮你带早餐
wǒ míng tiān bāng nǐ dài zǎo cān
I'll bring you breakfast tomorrow.
好
hǎo
Okay.
拜拜
bài bài
Bye-bye.
我猜你肯定不是去网吧
wǒ cāi nǐ kěn dìng bú shì qù wǎng bā
I bet you're not going to an Internet cafe.
我去不去网吧跟你有什么关系
wǒ qù bù qù wǎng bā gēn nǐ yoǔ shén me guān xì
What does this have to do with you?
那就跟我去算了酒吧咯
nà jiù gēn wǒ qù suàn le jiǔ bā gē
Then come with me to the Suan Le Bar.
我跟你说
wǒ gēn nǐ shuō
I'm telling you,
于池子是个傻子
yú chí zi shì gè shǎ zi
Yu Chi-zi is a fool.
你真没必要利用她
nǐ zhēn méi bì yào lì yòng tā
You'd better not use her.
你不会把酒吧的事告诉她了吧
nǐ bú huì bǎ jiǔ ba de shì gào sù tā le ba
You're not going to tell her
about the bar, are you?
我可对别人的私生活没兴趣
wǒ kě duì bié rén de sī shēng huó méi xìng qù
I'm not interested in other people's private lives.
[爱对了是爱情 爱错了是青春]
ài duì le shì ài qíng ài cuò le shì qīng chūn
To love the right person is true love,
to love the wrong person is youthful innocence.
对不起
duì bù qǐ
I'm sorry.
应该说对不起的是我
yīng gāi shuō duì bù qǐ de shì wǒ
I'm the one who should say I'm sorry.
我明天出趟海 海上没信号
wǒ míng tiān chū tàng hǎi hǎi shàng méi xìn hào
I'm going out to sea tomorrow.
There's no signal there.
我想清静几天
wǒ xiǎng qīng jìng jǐ tiān
I want to get some peace and quiet.
好
hǎo
Okay.
儿子
ér zi
Son,
如果她要回来的话
rú guǒ tā yào huí lái de huà
if she were to come back.
别跟她吵
bié gēn tā chǎo
Don't argue with her.
池子 快起床了 吃饭
chí zi kuài qǐ chuáng le chī fàn
Chi-zi, get up and eat.
妈今天周未
mā jīn tiān zhōu wèi
Mom, it's Sunday.
上线了
shàng xiàn le
He's on-line.
我怎么说好呢
wǒ zěn me shuō hǎo ne
What should I say?
你长的帅吗
nǐ zhǎng de shuài ma
Are you good-looking?
太直接了
tài zhí jiē le
It's too straightforward.
横刀大侠
héng dāo dà xiá
Hero Hengdao.
不好不好
bù hǎo bù hǎo
No, no. no.
大侠约吗
dà xiá yuē ma
Let's have a meet, hero.
太奇怪了
tài qí guài le
It's weird.
[你想知道我是谁吗]
nǐ xiǎng zhī dào wǒ shì shuí ma
你想知道我是谁吗 明天七点海边见
nǐ xiǎng zhī dào wǒ shì shuí ma míng tiān qī diǎn hǎi biān jiàn
[You want to know who I am? ]
[I'll see you at the beach tomorrow at 7:00.]
[明天七点海边见]
míng tiān qī diǎn hǎi biān jiàn
斯斯
sī sī
Sisi.
我跟你说横刀约我见面了
wǒ gēn nǐ shuō héng dāo yuē wǒ jiàn miàn le
Hengdao asked me to meet him.
恭喜你啊
gōng xǐ nǐ a
Congratulations.
只是
zhǐ shì
But
我有点紧张
wǒ yǒu diǎn jǐn zhāng
I'm a little nervous.
紧张什么呀 我帮你好好打扮
jǐn zhāng shén me ya wǒ bāng nǐ hǎo hǎo dǎ bàn
Why are you nervous?
I'll help you get dressed.
合适吗
hé shì ma
Is this okay?
没有什么合适不合适的
méi yǒu shén me hé shì bù hé shì de
That's okay.
不过你这样算不算劈腿
bù guò nǐ zhè yàng suàn bù suàn pī tuǐ
But does that count as cheating?
应该不会吧
yīng gāi bú huì ba
I don't think so.
他应该不会在意的
tā yīng gāi bú huì zài yì de
He won't care.
就是见个面而已嘛
jiù shì jiàn gè miàn ér yǐ ma
It's just a meeting.
万一他比段柏文还帅的话
wàn yī tā bǐ duàn bǎi wén hái shuài de huà
If he's more attractive than Duan Bowen.
那你岂不是很难选
nà nǐ qǐ bù shì hěn nán xuǎn
Then you'll have a hard time choosing.
段柏文帅吗
duàn bǎi wén shuài ma
Is Duan Bowen attractive?
我怎么没觉得
wǒ zěn me méi jué de
Why don't I think so?
可能是看腻了吧
kě néng shì kàn nì le ba
Maybe I'm tired of watching him.
好了好了 明天见
hǎo le hǎo le míng tiān jiàn
All right. See you tomorrow.
明天见 拜拜
míng tiān jiàn bài bài
See you tomorrow. Bye.
段柏文
duàn bǎi wén
Duan Bowen.
要保密哦
yào bǎo mì ó
Keep it a secret.
我跟你说个事
wǒ gēn nǐ shuō gè shì
Let me tell you something.
横刀约我见面
héng dāo yuē wǒ jiàn miàn
Hengdao asked me to meet him.
你说我能答应吗
nǐ shuō wǒ néng dā yìng ma
Do you think I can say yes?
你想见就见呗
nǐ xiǎng jiàn jiù jiàn bei
If you want to see him, just do that.
你就不怕我有危险
nǐ jiù bù pà wǒ yoǔ wēi xiǎn
Aren't you afraid I'm in danger?
横刀没有危险我就谢天谢地了
héng dāo méi yǒu wēi xiǎn wǒ jiù xiè tiān xiè dì le
I am more afraid he is in danger.
我还等着他填坑呢
wǒ hái děng zhe tā tián kēng ne
I'm still waiting for him
to continue updating the novel.
我在你心里是不是一文不值
wǒ zài nǐ xīn lǐ shì bú shì yī wén bù zhí
Am I worthless in your mind?
怎么样也值两钱吧
zěn me yàng yě zhí liǎng qián ba
Maybe just worth two bucks.
你明天早上记得帮我带早餐
nǐ míng tiān zǎo shàng jì de bāng wǒ dài zǎo cān
Remember to bring me
breakfast tomorrow morning.
好
hǎo
Okay.
你就是段柏文
nǐ jiù shì duàn bǎi wén
Duan Bowen?
我梦见
wǒ mèng jiàn
I dreamt
我去那种无人的小岛去找你
wǒ qù nà zhǒng wú rén de xiǎo dǎo qù zhǎo nǐ
I was going to one
of those deserted islands to find you.
我突然看见
wǒ tū rán kàn jiàn
I suddenly saw you
你被绑在一棵树上
nǐ bèi bǎng zài yī kē shù shàng
tied to a tree.
然后我特别高兴的跑过去给你解绳子
rán hòu wǒ tè bié gāo xìng de pǎo guò qù gěi nǐ jiě shéng zi
And then I ran over to untie you.
解着解着 你猜怎么着
jiě zhe jiě zhe nǐ cāi zěn me zhāo
You know what?
怎么着
zěn me zhāo
What's up?
那个不是绳子
nà gè bú shì shéng zi
That's not a rope.
是这么粗的一条蛇
shì zhè me cū de yī tiáo shé
It's such a thick snake.
乖蕾蕾 不怕不怕
guāi lěi lěi bù pà bù pà
Leilei, don't be afraid.
蕾蕾 不怕不怕
lěi lěi bù pà bù pà
Don't be afraid.
我当时就被吓醒了
wǒ dāng shí jiù bèi xià xǐng le
It woke me up right then.
最难受的是
zuì nán shòu de shì
The hardest part is that
醒过来你不在我身边
xǐng guò lái nǐ bù zài wǒ shēn biān
I wake up and you're not there for me.
来来来
lái lái lái
Come on, come on.
你起床了
nǐ qǐ chuáng le
You're up.
今天我们出去吃
jīn tiān wǒ men chū qù chī
We're going out to eat today.
我叫外卖
wǒ jiào wài mài
I'll order takeout.
Suan Le Bar
找我
zhǎo wǒ
Can I help you?
我跟你熟吗
wǒ gēn nǐ shú ma
Do I know you?
你跟我不熟 但你跟我老师很熟
nǐ gēn wǒ bù shú dàn nǐ gēn wǒ lǎo shī hěn shú
You don't know me,
but you know my teacher well.
你老师是谁啊
nǐ lǎo shī shì shuí a
Who's your teacher?
李珥
li ěr
Li Er.
所以你来找我想说什么
suǒ yǐ nǐ lái zhǎo wǒ xiǎng shuō shí mǒ
So you came to me
with something to say, right?
我想说
wǒ xiǎng shuō
I'd like to tell you that
不管你们是什么关系
bù guǎn nǐ men shì shén me guān xì
whatever your relationship is,
都请你不要再纠缠她了
doū qǐng nǐ bú yào zài jiū chán tā le
please leave her alone.
小子 你到我这儿来 来威胁我
xiǎo zi nǐ dào wǒ zhè ér lái lái wēi xié wǒ
Kid, you come to me
and you threaten me, right?
李珥是你老师
li ěr shì nǐ lǎo shī
Li Er is your teacher.
这个老师的私生活好像不归你管吧
zhè gè lǎo shī de sī shēng huó hǎo xiàng bù guī nǐ guǎn ba
You don't seem to be in charge
of your teacher's private life, do you?
她不仅仅是我的老师
tā bù jǐn jǐn shì wǒ de lǎo shī
She isn't just my teacher.
她还是我
tā hái shì wǒ
She's someone
很尊敬的人
hěn zūn jìng de rén
I respect a lot.
如果你喜欢她
rú guǒ nǐ xǐ huān tā
If you like her,
就不要继续让她为难了
jiù bú yào jì xù ràng tā wéi nán le
stop giving her a hard time.
胡说八道
hú shuō bā dào
Nonsense.
我知道你叫张漾
wǒ zhī dào nǐ jiào zhāng yàng
I know your name is Zhang Yang.
大家都是男人
dà jiā doū shì nán rén
We're all men.
去纠缠一个不爱你的女人 有意义吗
qù jiū chán yí gè bù ài nǐ de nǚ rén yǒu yì yì ma
Is there any point in pestering a woman
who doesn't love you?
我叫张漾
wǒ jiào zhāng yàng
My name is Zhang Yang?
你不叫张漾
nǐ bù jiào zhāng yàng
Aren't you Zhang Yang?
废话 老子当然不是张漾了
fèi huà lǎo zi dāng rán bú shì zhāng yàng le
Of course I'm not Zhang Yang.
那 那天她来这里干嘛
nà nà tiān tā lái zhè lǐ gàn mɑ
So, what was she doing here that day?
她不能来啊
tā bù néng lái a
She can't come?
你老师以前在这儿混的时候
nǐ lǎo shī yǐ qián zài zhè ér hùn de shí hòu
When your teacher used to play here.
你还在上小学
nǐ hái zài shàng xiǎo xué
You're still in elementary school.
老师 她以前经常来这里吗
lǎo shī tā yǐ qián jīng cháng lái zhè lǐ ma
Did she come here often?
以前倒是
yǐ qián dǎo shì
It used to be.
她跟我这儿一个驻唱歌手
tā gēn wǒ zhè ér yí gè zhù chàng gē shoǔ
She's good friends with a resident singer
她们俩是好朋友
tā men liǎ shì hǎo péng you
in my bar.
驻唱歌手
zhù chàng gē shoǔ
A resident singer?
她叫吧啦是吧
tā jiào ba la shì ba
She's called Bala, right?
行啊
xíng a
Yes.
上哪打听的这些小道消息
shàng nǎ dǎ tīng de zhèi xiē xiǎo dào xiāo xī
Where'd you get all this gossip?
但是我得警告你
dàn shì wǒ de jǐng gào nǐ
But I have to warn you.
千万别让张漾知道
qiān wàn bié ràng zhāng yàng zhī dào
Don't let Zhang Yang know about this.
否则他要收拾你
fǒu zé tā yào shōu shí nǐ
Otherwise, he's going to take care of you.
张漾到底是干什么的
zhāng yàng dào dǐ shì gàn shén me de
What exactly does Zhang Yang do?
土匪呗
tǔ fěi bei
A bandit.
土匪
tǔ fěi
Bandit?
老师怎么可能找一个土匪当男朋友
lǎo shī zěn me kě néng zhǎo yí gè tǔ fěi dāng nán péng yǒu
How could she find a bandit
to be her boyfriend?
你不了解你老师
nǐ bù liǎo jiě nǐ lǎo shī
You don't know your teacher.
口味重啊
kǒu wèi zhòng a
She has unusual taste.
小子
xiǎo zi
Kid,
有些事情 等你长大了就知道了
yǒu xiē shì qíng děng nǐ zhǎng dà le jiù zhī dào le
there are some things you'll know
when you're older.
都安静一下
doū ān jìng yī xià
Quiet down for a minute.
教务处的秦老师有话跟大家说
jiào wù chù de qín lǎo shī yoǔ huà gēn dà jiā shuō
Mr. Qin from the Education Office
has something to say to you.
河马怎么来了
hé mǎ zěn me lái le
Why is "Hippo" here?
还能来干嘛
hái néng lái gàn mɑ
What else could he be doing here?
约茶呗
yuē chá bei
Must be looking for trouble.
同学们 上课之前我先说个事
tóng xué men shàng kè zhī qián wǒ xiān shuō gè shì
Everyone, I'll say something before class.
最近学校论坛上出现了一些
zuì jìn xué xiào lùn tán shàng chū xiàn le yī xiē
Recently there have been some,
针对某位同学不友好的帖子
zhēn duì moǔ wèi tóng xué bù yǒu hǎo de tiě zǐ
unfriendly posts on school BBSs
targeting a classmate.
肯定是韩卡卡
kěn dìng shì hán kǎ kǎ
It must be Han Kaka.
学校已经开始调查了
xué xiào yǐ jīng kāi shǐ diào chá le
The school is already investigating it.
我希望大家不要看也不要回复
wǒ xī wàng dà jiā bù yào kàn yě bú yào huí fù
I hope you don't view or reply.
老师 是韩卡卡那个帖吗
lǎo shī shì hán kǎ kǎ nà gè tiē ma
Sir, is this about the Han Kaka?
你知道那个帖子是谁发的吗
nǐ zhī dào nà gè tiě zǐ shì shuí fā de ma
Do you know who made that post?
我可不关心这些
wǒ kě bù guān xīn zhèi xiē
I don't care about that.
我再重申一次
wǒ zài chóng shēn yī cì
I'll say it again.
类似打架斗殴
lèi sì dǎ jià dòu ōu
Things like fights,
散播不实言论
sàn bō bù shí yán lùn
spreading untruths, etc.,
诸如此类的事情 绝对不能再发生
zhū rú cǐ lèi de shì qíng jué duì bù néng zài fā shēng
should never happen again.
否则
fǒu zé
Otherwise,
就去楼上约茶见
jiù qù lóu shàng yuē chá jiàn
those who break the rules will meet me upstairs.
好了 我就说这么多
hǎo le wǒ jiù shuō zhè me duō
Okay, that's all I have to say.
请同学们上课吧
qǐng tóng xué men shàng kè ba
Please start class.
学校已经让版主删帖了
xué xiào yǐ jīng ràng bǎn zhǔ shān tiē le
The school has asked the moderator
to remove the post.
真是便宜她们了
zhēn shì biàn yí tā men le
That's a big advantage for them.
以前支持我们的人全都跑去支持她们了
yǐ qián zhī chí wǒ men de rén quán dōu pǎo qù zhī chí tā men le
The people who supported us
before all went to support them.
我跟你们说
wǒ gēn nǐ men shuō
Listen,
我发现了一件事
wǒ fā xiàn le yī jiàn shì
I've discovered something.
什么事
shén me shì
What is it?
我查了那个黑你的ID
wǒ chá le nà gè hēi nǐ de ID
I looked up the ID that smeared you.
有个博客的跟那个人的名字一模一样
yoǔ gè bó kè de gēn nà gè rén de míng zì yī mú yī yàng
There's a blogger
with the exact same name as that guy.
叫什么杀死那些萝莉
jiào shén me shā sǐ nèi xiē luó lì
It's called "Kill those Lori".
什么鬼名字 能查的出来是谁吗
shén me guǐ míng zì néng chá de chū lái shì shuí ma
What kind of name is that?
Can you find out who it is?
全都是非主流的日志
quán dōu shì fēi zhǔ liú de rì zhì
It's all non-mainstream journaling.
有照片吗
yoǔ zhào piān ma
Do you have a picture?
会不会是斯嘉丽呀
huì bù huì shì sī jiā lì ya
Could it be Scarlett?
这次卡卡被黑
zhè cì kǎ kǎ bèi hēi
Isn't Scarlett the one who got
最高兴的不就是斯嘉丽吗
zuì gāo xìng de bù jiù shì sī jiā lì ma
the most out of Kaka's defamation?
不像
bù xiàng
It's not like that.
斯嘉丽那种白莲花怎么会用这种博客名
sī jiā lì nà zhǒng bái lián huā zěn me huì yòng zhè zhǒng bó kè míng
How could a soft-spoken person
like Scarlett use a blog name like that?
学校准备办校刊
xué jiào zhǔn bèi bàn xiào kān
The school is preparing a school journal.
我准备推荐你们两个去当主编 有兴趣吗
wǒ zhǔn bèi tuī jiàn nǐ men liǎng gè qù dāng zhǔ biān yǒu xìng qù ma
I'm going to recommend you two
for editor-in-chief. Are you interested?
好啊
hǎo a
Yeah, sure.
校刊
xiào kān
School journal?
我以前没有做过 我不知道行不行
wǒ yǐ qián méi yǒu zuò guò wǒ bù zhī dào héng bù xíng
I've never done it before. I don't know if I can.
你什么时候变这么谦虚了
nǐ shén me shí hòu biàn zhè me qiān xū le
When did you become so modest?
一点都不像你
yì diǎn doū bù xiàng nǐ
Not like you at all.
装的嘛
zhuāng de ma
I am just pretending.
放心吧我会帮你的
fàng xīn ba wǒ huì bāng nǐ de
Don't worry, I'll help you.
我干嘛要你帮
wǒ gàn mɑ yào nǐ bāng
Why do I need your help?
你从小都这么臭屁吗
nǐ cóng xiǎo doū zhè me chòu pì ma
Have you always been this self-righteous
since you were a kid?
你从小就这么自私吗
nǐ cóng xiǎo jiù zhè me zì sī ma
Have you been so selfish
since you were a child?
也就于池子这样的傻子
yě jiù yú chí zi zhè yàng de shǎ zi
It's only a fool like Yu Chi-zi
才会这么为你赴汤蹈火
cái huì zhè me wèi nǐ fù tāng dǎo huǒ
who would go to such lengths for you.
I've decided to tell you a secret.
我决定告诉你一个秘密
wǒ jué dìng gào sù nǐ yí gè mì mì
I'm not interested in your secrets.
你的秘密我可没兴趣
nǐ de mì mì wǒ kě méi xìng qù
You're not interested
in the Ms. Little Ear's blog either?
小耳朵老师博客也没兴趣啊
xiǎo ěr duǒ lǎo shī bó kè yě méi xìng qù a
快走吧 我们要迟到了
kuài zoǔ ba wǒ men yào chí dào le
Come on, let's go. We're gonna be late.
你现在躲出来
nǐ xiàn zài duǒ chū lái
You're hiding here now.
岂不是让你那个小妈更加得逞
qǐ bù shì ràng nǐ nà gè xiǎo mā gèng jiā dé chěng
Wouldn't that make your stepmother even happier?
别提起她 我分分钟都不想见到她
bié tí qǐ tā wǒ fēn fēn zhōng doū bù xiǎng jiàn dào tā
Don't talk about her.
I don't want to see her for a second.
我要喝水 冰的
wǒ yào hē shuǐ bīng de
I want ice water.
今天圣诞节
jīn tiān shèng dàn jié
But it's Christmas today.
谁说圣诞节就不能喝冰水了
shuí shuō shèng dàn jié jiù bù néng hē bīng shuǐ le
Who says you can't have ice water at Christmas?
你不给我礼物
nǐ bù gěi wǒ lǐ wù
If you don't give me a present,
段柏文
duàn bǎi wén
Duan Bowen.
段柏文 你等等我
duàn bǎi wén nǐ děng děng wǒ
Duan Bowen, wait for me.
段柏文
duàn bǎi wén
Duan Bowen.
我说于大仙
wǒ shuō yú dà xiān
Miss Yu,
能不能每次出现先给一点提示
néng bù néng měi cì chū xiàn xiān gěi yì diǎn tí shì
can you give me a hint
every time you show up?
神出鬼没的 都快把我吓疯了
shén chū guǐ mò de doū kuài bǎ wǒ xià fēng le
You always show up out of the blue.
It drives me crazy.
那你疯一个给我看
nà nǐ fēng yí gè gěi wǒ kàn
Then show me how crazy you are.
怎么样 是不是特别美
zěn me yàng shì bú shì tè bié měi
What do you think? Am I beautiful?
凹造型凹的我都认不出来
āo zào xíng āo de wǒ doū rèn bù chū lái
I don't even recognize you.
也是辛苦你了
yě shì xīn kǔ nǐ le
It's been hard on you.
别转移话题
bié zhuǎn yí huà tí
Don't change the subject.
你说我这样 是不是可以美晕一条街
nǐ shuō wǒ zhè yàng shì bú shì kě yǐ měi yūn yī tiáo jiē
Do you think my beauty can knock out a street like this?
街没晕
jiē méi yūn
The streets are not knocked out.
我倒是晕了
wǒ dǎo shì yūn le
I'm going to be knocked out.
真的
zhēn de
Really?
我觉得你今天特别
wǒ jué de nǐ jīn tiān tè bié
I think you
像个杂货铺
xiàng gè zá huò pù
look like a grocery store today
你滚
nǐ gǔn
Get lost.
你等等我
nǐ děng děng wǒ
Wait for me.
段柏文 你等等我
duàn bǎi wén nǐ děng děng wǒ
Duan Bowen, wait for me.
我就要去见横刀网友了
wǒ jiù yào qù jiàn héng dāo wǎng yǒu le
I'm going to meet Hengdao.
你没什么想跟我说的吗
nǐ méi shén me xiǎng gēn wǒ shuō de ma
Don't you have anything to say to me?
没有
méi yǒu
None.
别怪我没提醒你
bié guài wǒ méi tí xǐng nǐ
Don't blame me for not warning you.
网友都是见光死
wǎng yǒu doū shì jiàn guāng sǐ
Netizens are usually disappointed after meeting.
那你的意思是我死还是他死
nà nǐ de yì sī shì wǒ sǐ hái shì tā sǐ
Do you mean I'll be disappointed
or he'll be disappointed?
以你的颜值还有他的审美来推断
yǐ nǐ de yán zhí hái yǒu tā de shěn měi lái tuī duàn
Based on your looks and his aesthetic.
估计你们俩得一块死
gū jì nǐ men liǎ de yí kuài sǐ
I guess you two will be disappointed together.
会不会聊天
huì bù huì liáo tiān
Do you really know how to chat?
我当然会聊天
wǒ dāng rán huì liáo tiān
Of course I know.
不然你说你要聊几块钱的
bù rán nǐ shuō nǐ yào liáo jǐ kuài qián de
Or you tell me how long you want to talk,
and I'll charge you by the hour.
我给你打九折
wǒ gěi nǐ dǎ jǐu zhé
I'll give you 10% off.
这句里面有个通假字
zhè jù lǐ miàn yoǔ gè tōng jiǎ zì
There's a interchangeable word in this sentence.
谁能告诉我是哪一个
shuí néng gào sù wǒ shì nǎ yī ge
Can someone tell me which one it is?
段柏文
duàn bǎi wén
Duan Bowen?
说通悦是高兴的意思
shuō tōng yuè shì gāo xìng de yì sī
"Yue“ means to be pleased.
这句话整句翻译过来就是
zhè jù huà zhěng jù fān yì guò lái jiù shì
This translates to
秦王一定很高兴地召见我
qín wáng yí dìng hěn gāo xìng de zhào jiàn wǒ
"The King of Qin must be pleased
to summon me."
Emperor Qin will be happy to see me.
很好坐下
hěn hǎo zuò xià
Very good. Sit down.
可以啊老段
kě yǐ a lǎo duàn
Not bad, Duan.
当上语文课代表之后洗心革面了
dāng shàng yǔ wén kè dài biǎo zhī hòu xǐ xīn gé miàn le
You changed your mind when you
became the representative of Chinese course.
这很简单好不好
zhè hěn jiǎn dān hǎo bù hǎo
It's simple, okay?
你看我里面这件好看吗
nǐ kàn wǒ lǐ miàn zhè jiàn hǎo kàn ma
Do you think this one looks good on me?
这也太幼稚了吧
zhè yě tài yòu zhì le ba
That's childish, isn't it?
幼稚吗 这可是我新买的
yòu zhì ma zhè kě shì wǒ xīn mǎi de
Childish? It's a new T-shirt.
文艺青年是不会喜欢这种的
wén yì qīng nián shì bú huì xǐ huān zhè zhǒng de
A boy who loves literature won't like this.
那他们喜欢哪种
nà tā men xǐ huān nǎ zhǒng
So which do they like?
他们 一般都喜欢那种
tā men yì bān doū xǐ huān nà zhǒng
They like the kind of girl with long,
长发飘飘呀 白色长裙什么的
cháng fà piāo piāo ya bái sè cháng qún shén me de
flowing hair and a long white dress.
可是我没有白色长裙
kě shì wǒ méi yǒu bái sè cháng qún
But I don't have a white dress.
我有啊 放学去我家
wǒ yoǔ a fàng xué qù wǒ jiā
I do. Come to my house after school.
我帮你好好打扮打扮
wǒ bāng nǐ hǎo hǎo dǎ bàn dǎ bàn
I'll help you get dressed up.
真不能理解 你竟然会喜欢这种文
zhēn bù néng lǐ jiě nǐ jìng rán huì xǐ huān zhè zhǒng wén
I don't understand how you like that novel.
全是YY
quán shì YY
It's all unrealistic fantasy.
很好看的 你试试看嘛
hěn hǎo kàn de nǐ shì shì kàn ma
It's wonderful. Try reading it.
一看就停不下来
yī kàn jiù tíng bù xià lái
I can't stop at first glance.
我才不像你呢
wǒ cái bù xiàng nǐ ne
I don't have the mind
少女心爆棚
shào nǚ xīn bào péng
of a teenage girl like you.
这件我穿大了 你应该能穿
zhè jiàn wǒ chuān dà le nǐ yīng gāi néng chuān
This one's too big for me.
You should be able to wear it.
好漂亮
hǎo piào liàng
It's beautiful.
你送我的
nǐ sòng wǒ de
Are you giving it to me?
我最近看了本书
wǒ zuì jìn kàn le běn shū
I read a book recently.
说医学研究证明
shuō yī xué yán jiū zhèng míng
I recently read a book
两个人之间产生爱情
liǎng gè rén zhī jiān chǎn shēng ài qíng
that said medical research proves love
between two people
是因为他们身体里的费洛蒙
shì yīn wèi tā men shēn tǐ lǐ de fèi luò méng
is because of the pheromones in their bodies.
简单地说就是
jiǎn dān de shuō jiù shì
Simply put,
如果你身上的香味很和对方的胃口
rú guǒ nǐ shēn shàng de xiāng wèi hěn hé duì fāng de wèi kǒu
if the smell on you makes him like it,
那么他就会喜欢上你
nà me tā jiù huì xǐ huān shàng nǐ
then he'll like you.
你的意思就是说
nǐ de yì sī jiù shì shuō
What you're saying is.
只要你知道他喜欢什么味道
zhǐ yào nǐ zhī dào tā xǐ huān shén me wèi dào
As long as you know what flavor he likes.
你们两个就可以在一起
nǐ men liǎng gè jiù kě yǐ zài yì qǐ
You two can be together.
来 选一瓶吧
lái xuǎn yī píng ba
Come on, pick one.
不要了 肯定很贵
bú yào le kěn dìng hěn guì
No, it must be expensive.
拿着吧
ná zhe ba
Take it.
他喜欢这个
tā xǐ huān zhè gè
He likes it.
谁啊
shuí a
Who?
段柏文啊
duàn bǎi wén a
Duan Bowen.
这算什么
zhè suàn shén me
I shouldn't take it.
咱们俩谁跟谁 这买一送一的
zán men liǎ shuí gēn shuí zhè mǎi yī sòng yī de
It's a buy-one-get-one-free deal.
我又没有男朋友 就给你了
wǒ yoù méi yǒu nán péng yǒu jiù gěi nǐ le
I don't have a boyfriend, so you can take it.
我不要 还是你留着吧
wǒ bú yào hái shì nǐ liú zhe ba
I don't want it. You can keep it.
话说 你去见横刀
huà shuō nǐ qù jiàn héng dāo
By the way, you go to see Hengdao.
段柏文不知道
duàn bǎi wén bù zhī dào
Duan Bowen doesn't know that?
他应该不会介意的吧
tā yīng gāi bú huì jiè yì de ba
I don't think he'll mind.
那你可要小心咯
nà nǐ kě yào xiǎo xīn gē
Well, you'll have to be careful.
男生表面上越是不介意
nán shēng biǎo miàn shàng yuè shì bù jiè yì
The more careless the boy seems,
其实内心越介意
qí shí nèi xīn yuè jiè yì
the more he cares.
看来你很了解他嘛
kàn lái nǐ hěn liǎo jiě tā ma
You seem to know him well.
所以你是在紧张咯
suǒ yǐ nǐ shì zài jǐn zhāng gē
So you're nervous.
哪有
nǎ yoǔ
Not at all.
好了 时间不早了
hǎo le shí jiān bù zǎo le
Well, it's getting late.
你快点换衣服吧
nǐ kuài diǎn huàn yī fú ba
You should change your clothes.
去见你的横刀大侠吧
qù jiàn nǐ de héng dāo dà xiá ba
Go and see your hero Hengdao.
丢死人啦
diū sǐ rén la
It's embarrassing.
怎么会是他呀
zěn me huì shì tā ya
How could it be him?
丢死人啦
diū sǐ rén la
Can't believe it.
饭好了 出来吃饭
fàn hǎo le chū lái chī fàn
Dinner's ready. Come out and eat.
我不吃啦
wǒ bù chī la
I'm not hungry.
你这又怎么了
nǐ zhè yoù zěn me le
What's wrong with you?
让我死了算了
ràng wǒ sǐ le suàn le
Just let me die.
丢死人了 丢死人了
diū sǐ rén le diū sǐ rén le
I'm too embarrassing!
我刚下钢琴课 你们见面了吗
wǒ gāng xià gāng qín kè nǐ men jiàn miàn le ma
I just had my piano lesson.
Have you guys met?
那个
nà gè
Actually...
怎么样啊 帅吗
zěn me yàng a shuài ma
How is he? Is he hot?
我今天没去
wǒ jīn tiān méi qù
I didn't go to see him today.
为什么
wèi shén me
Why?
我觉得吧
wǒ jué de ba
I think it's dangerous
陌生网友见面挺危险的
mò shēng wǎng yǒu jiàn miàn tǐng wēi xiǎn de
to meet strange people.
然后我就没去
rán hòu wǒ jiù méi qù
So I didn't go.
饭好了 出来吃饭
fàn hǎo le chū lái chī fàn
Dinner's ready. Come and eat.
我妈叫我吃饭了
wǒ mā jiào wǒ chī fàn le
My mom called me for dinner.
明天见 亲爱的
míng tiān jiàn qīn ài de
See you tomorrow, dear.
Hi there.
嗨
hāi
你是横刀吗
nǐ shì héng dāo ma
Are you Hengdao?
于池子
yú chí zi
Yu Chi-zi.
"Secret Fruit",
Sweet fruit.
It's about love, right?
I had a lot of secrets when I was a kid.
Of course I have a secret.
My crush from school
is now the father of my child.
Back when I was learning to draw,
I liked a girl in the class,
and I didn't know
how to express my thoughts,
and then I would draw her every day,
maybe a nose today
and a mouth tomorrow,
just not all of her,
for fear of her finding out.
Suddenly one day,
I had an extra piece of eraser on my desk,
There was a note underneath it.
It says, "You're drawing me, right?
That's when I found out
my secret had been discovered.
Although I regret it now,
I'd like to state this first.
At that time,
I imagined myself to be
like the heroine
of a TV series every day.
Let's say he was playing a game
in an Internet Cafe
and I would hide in the corner
of the Cafe and watch.
I was a particularly
well-behaved kid at the time,
and I didn't dare go
into the Internet Cafe,
but I went in for him
and hid in a corner to peek at him.
Or he came to school for a class
and I hid in the corner of the stairs
to peek at him.
I'm one of those girls
who'd be happy to see him from afar.
But now that I think about it,
I feel like I watched
too many idol-dramas at that time,
I had too much faith,
I felt like he must like me,
like that.
I don't think it's possible
to make up for some of this,
even if we meet again
and talk about it jokingly
but in fact I think it's certainly awkward.