你从小都这么臭屁吗
nǐ cóng xiǎo doū zhè me chòu pì ma
你从小就这么自私吗
nǐ cóng xiǎo jiù zhè me zì sī ma
也就于池子这样的傻子
yě jiù yú chí zi zhè yàng de shǎ zi
才会这么为你赴汤蹈火
cái huì zhè me wèi nǐ fù tāng dǎo huǒ
我决定告诉你一个秘密
wǒ jué dìng gào sù nǐ yí gè mì mì
你的秘密我可没兴趣
nǐ de mì mì wǒ kě méi xìng qù
小耳朵老师博客也没兴趣啊
xiǎo ěr duǒ lǎo shī bó kè yě méi xìng qù a
快走吧 我们要迟到了
kuài zoǔ ba wǒ men yào chí dào le
你现在躲出来
nǐ xiàn zài duǒ chū lái
岂不是让你那个小妈更加得逞
qǐ bù shì ràng nǐ nà gè xiǎo mā gèng jiā dé chěng
别提起她 我分分钟都不想见到她
bié tí qǐ tā wǒ fēn fēn zhōng doū bù xiǎng jiàn dào tā
我要喝水 冰的
wǒ yào hē shuǐ bīng de
今天圣诞节
jīn tiān shèng dàn jié
谁说圣诞节就不能喝冰水了
shuí shuō shèng dàn jié jiù bù néng hē bīng shuǐ le
你不给我礼物
nǐ bù gěi wǒ lǐ wù
段柏文 你等等我
duàn bǎi wén nǐ děng děng wǒ
能不能每次出现先给一点提示
néng bù néng měi cì chū xiàn xiān gěi yì diǎn tí shì
神出鬼没的 都快把我吓疯了
shén chū guǐ mò de doū kuài bǎ wǒ xià fēng le
When did you become so modest?
Not like you at all.
I am just pretending.
Don't worry, I'll help you.
Why do I need your help?
Have you always been this self-righteous
since you were a kid?
Have you been so selfish
since you were a child?
It's only a fool like Yu Chi-zi
who would go to such lengths for you.
I've decided to tell you a secret.
I'm not interested in your secrets.
You're not interested
in the Ms. Little Ear's blog either?
Come on, let's go. We're gonna be late.
You're hiding here now.
Wouldn't that make your stepmother even happier?
Don't talk about her.
I don't want to see her for a second.
I want ice water.
But it's Christmas today.
Who says you can't have ice water at Christmas?
If you don't give me a present,
Duan Bowen.
Duan Bowen, wait for me.
Duan Bowen.
Miss Yu,
can you give me a hint
every time you show up?
You always show up out of the blue.
It drives me crazy.
Then show me how crazy you are.
When did you become so modest?
Not like you at all.
I am just pretending.
Don't worry, I'll help you.
Why do I need your help?
你从小都这么臭屁吗
nǐ cóng xiǎo doū zhè me chòu pì ma
Have you always been this self-righteous
since you were a kid?
你从小就这么自私吗
nǐ cóng xiǎo jiù zhè me zì sī ma
Have you been so selfish
since you were a child?
也就于池子这样的傻子
yě jiù yú chí zi zhè yàng de shǎ zi
It's only a fool like Yu Chi-zi
才会这么为你赴汤蹈火
cái huì zhè me wèi nǐ fù tāng dǎo huǒ
who would go to such lengths for you.
I've decided to tell you a secret.
我决定告诉你一个秘密
wǒ jué dìng gào sù nǐ yí gè mì mì
I'm not interested in your secrets.
你的秘密我可没兴趣
nǐ de mì mì wǒ kě méi xìng qù
You're not interested
in the Ms. Little Ear's blog either?
小耳朵老师博客也没兴趣啊
xiǎo ěr duǒ lǎo shī bó kè yě méi xìng qù a
快走吧 我们要迟到了
kuài zoǔ ba wǒ men yào chí dào le
Come on, let's go. We're gonna be late.
你现在躲出来
nǐ xiàn zài duǒ chū lái
You're hiding here now.
岂不是让你那个小妈更加得逞
qǐ bù shì ràng nǐ nà gè xiǎo mā gèng jiā dé chěng
Wouldn't that make your stepmother even happier?
别提起她 我分分钟都不想见到她
bié tí qǐ tā wǒ fēn fēn zhōng doū bù xiǎng jiàn dào tā
Don't talk about her.
I don't want to see her for a second.
我要喝水 冰的
wǒ yào hē shuǐ bīng de
I want ice water.
今天圣诞节
jīn tiān shèng dàn jié
But it's Christmas today.
谁说圣诞节就不能喝冰水了
shuí shuō shèng dàn jié jiù bù néng hē bīng shuǐ le
Who says you can't have ice water at Christmas?
你不给我礼物
nǐ bù gěi wǒ lǐ wù
If you don't give me a present,
段柏文
duàn bǎi wén
Duan Bowen.
段柏文 你等等我
duàn bǎi wén nǐ děng děng wǒ
Duan Bowen, wait for me.
段柏文
duàn bǎi wén
Duan Bowen.
我说于大仙
wǒ shuō yú dà xiān
Miss Yu,
能不能每次出现先给一点提示
néng bù néng měi cì chū xiàn xiān gěi yì diǎn tí shì
can you give me a hint
every time you show up?
神出鬼没的 都快把我吓疯了
shén chū guǐ mò de doū kuài bǎ wǒ xià fēng le
You always show up out of the blue.
It drives me crazy.
Then show me how crazy you are.